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Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 04-28-2018, 09:38 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,540
Posted By Oriphiel
AesopHawk I once knew a guy with a twelve...

AesopHawk

I once knew a guy with a twelve inch wanger,
but his girlfriend's father wouldn't ever let him bang her.

After a year, she got a blue clit,
and rubbed herself off till it made her...
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 02-01-2018, 07:38 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,540
Posted By Oriphiel
In the Beginning God made man, and gave him...

In the Beginning

God made man, and gave him a crank with which to diddle,
and to the women he gave lasagna, after punching it in the middle.
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 11-30-2017, 07:56 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,540
Posted By Oriphiel
Just wait till I crank the Cadence Clearwater...

Just wait till I crank the Cadence Clearwater Revival.
Forum: Song Writing, Lyrics and Poetry 11-30-2017, 12:52 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,540
Posted By Oriphiel
Ori's beautiful poetry

Some people write poems about stuff without grit,
puppys, sunsets, that kind of ****.

Others write about 'the darkness within',
whiny little bitches who've forgotten how to grin.

Well, I like...
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