This bitch couldn't rip a dude's spleen with a scalpel/
Performin' lyrical surgery/
You can't get an extreme makeover in an hour/
Especially spendin' that 60 minutes listenin' to Vanilla Ice in the shower/
You fake phony ass bitch, show respect to me/
I introspectively remove ya voice box and ya heart, each respectively/
Boys Life magazine? you know his ass got a subscription/
Consider me a prescription to remedy the lack of your cranial division/
You f*ckin' homo rapper/
Talkin' bout d*cks in dudes hands/
This dude don't even gotta wear a cup/
He just use a thimble and a rubber band/
So you still think you're better than me?/
Muthaf*cka I'm still waitin' to see the proof/
Youre nothin' but a whack ass white rapper/
Motherf*ckin Eminem spoof/
You're easily spooked/
I can smell it in your reply/
Was you holdin' back on me a little?/
Nah, you just really ain't too fly/
You makin' fun of rhymin' dude with dude?/
Stop tryin' to make insults dude, you fail/
Hows this for a rhyme: I'll shoot you in the f*ckin' face you f@ggot/
Wait, that don't rhyme....... oh well/
I got a helacious glaze/
Gat with a helacious guage/
I can see right thru your act like my glasses got f*ckin' X-rays/
I fixin' to f*ck ya ass up real bad son/
Leave you dazed and seein' stars/
Have you walkin with a limp like 50 Cent's entourage/
No adrenaline rush/
Just this lyrical mush eminating from your mandible/
It's understandable considering ......
eh... f*ck it. Your not even worthy of a full verse.




two.

holding back? son i haven't even entered yet
cuz you called me a f@ggot, you gonna shoot me,
i'm afraid to log onto the internet
i'm afraid to read your replies, or i'll get shot
if i read your blogs, is my heart gonna stop
i can't stand dealin with internet toughguys
typing real tough sh!t behind a screen name disguise
buy some stock in some armor, you should really invest
in some sort of protection, cuz i'm about to poke pinholes in your bird chest
as i sit back to watch you deflate, i'll try to narrate
this story as the damage makes your pupils dilate
"ok, here's a little known fact about oojay you might not know
he wanted a new way for his muscles to show,
he worked out hard, but just couldn't get it
oh, wait, he says, music banter, that's the ticket
i'll act real tough and spew out some sick sh!t"
but instead, came down with a sickness in his head
and now i dread, having to reread all his replies that i read
your sh!t's whack, yeah that's what i said
save your fu<king bullets, i'd rather shoot myself dead

Sarcasm:
[sahr-kaz-uhm]
–noun

Harsh or bitter derision or irony.


Learn your grammatical terms, damn.

Internet tough guy? Dawg let me hit you with some advice/
I'll back up every motherf*ckin' word outta my mouth if you wanna step to me in real life/
I walk through dude's like you every day/
They all afraid to rumble but always got some bullsh*t to say/
You ever heard of walkin' the walk?/
You just talkin' the talk?/
Nah, f*ck that, dude/
You just suckin' the c0ck/
And here's a little known fact, maybe you'll find it funny/
I busted the sh*t outta the last dude who thought he could step in front of me/
You wanna be next? Give me a ring on the celly/
I'll bust you up worse than I busted on ya sister's belly/
You got the nerve to call my sh*t whack?/
Let me tell you something, and NEVER forget this/
You ever talk sh*t to my face and you'll get handled in matter of seconds/
TUTG even stomped your ass/
I don't why you wanna battle me/
This dude must have a death wish or maybe he jus been smokin' too much weed/
Either way it's cool/
I'll oblige you this beating/
Either way the ending is the same as our last meeting/
And why you talkin' about my muscles dawg?/
Dude's comes off a little bi-curious/
Dude's poppin' off'll make me furious/
Make me drop a clip and put an end to this/
Did you see Freddy vs. Jason? Well bitch here's the sequel/
oojay vs. KRUGER, I'll teach you the meaning of true evil/
You can spit a written 16 and pass it off as a reply/
But dawg nobody believes, we all know that you're nothin' but a lie/




two

okay, oojay, let's think of something clever to say
all your rhymes are about guns, fighting, and calling me ***
i get tired of reading this same sh!t everyday
and yeah, oojay, your sh!t IS whack, and boring , and dull
it's like you came to the battle, without preparing at all
well. i tell you this, kid, prepare for the fall
i hope you can still attack, while your back's against the wall
you tryin to play, but look who you playing with
i'm about to blow your mind like i was neo from the matrix
and your gonna get the type of brain damage that you can't fix
you won't be able to read, deffinately can't write
step to you in real life, i beat you over the head with the mic

hit enter by accident, i wasn't finished
and this second reply will leave you dimished
your mondane rhymes don't mean sh!t kid
i came back strong and look what this b!tch did
if this is your style then your style gotta switch, kid
i mean, maybe you like sounding like snoop, or n.w.a
but lets think of something original, why can't you stray
man, you should shut your mouth, log off, then throw your computer away
my sh!t is so tight, i can see why you'd think it was written
well. go ahead and read my next reply, i wrote it on your mother's kitten

[QUOTE]LOL, HA! Yeah, I would have just used the edit feature in the first post, and not mentioned that, and it would have come out a lot cooler.:bonkhead:

No sh*t I didn't prepare my rhymes/
A freestyle is supposed to be off the top/
I spit whatever comes to mind and blast you right on the spot/
Your premeditated lyrics are embarrasing dawg/
If I was you I wouldn't use that as an excuse/
Atleast if your sh*t was off the top youd have a reason to take this abuse/
Man why do you keep comin' back for more?/
I'm seriously gettin' tired of PWN'ing your ass/
I'll beat you in a flash as I break and smash your punk ass to death with a baseball bat/
Dude, there's no use in battlin' me if you can't admit that you've been defeated/
You're lyrical base is depleted/
You've been runnin' scared since our first meetin'/
So much for a written 16/
This bitch can barely throw out a written 8/
I've seen better lines comin' from TUTG when he's tryin' to get a date/
I'll force you to fade into oblivion dawg/
I'll give you a reason to believe in me dawg/
I'll rearrange your facial structure and give you a reason to be fearin' me dawg/
Yeah, I rhymed dawg with dawg with dawg/
Dawg to the third'll put you down for the count/
You can't count to seven/
So I'll put six in ya wig-piece/
Bitch

Dawg, hittin' enter puts you on the next line/
It doesn't submit your reply/
Just admit that you're a f@ggot ass bitch, but don't even attempt to lie/
You f*ckin' jersey girl g@y thug motherf*cker wannabe/
I'll handle you like Jimmy Hoffy if you ever try to step to me/
Put you 6 feet down/
Your body won't be found for a month/
Make me laugh when ya mommy cries at ya funeral/
I done beat this ho like 5 times but the bitch still don't comprehend/
You f*ckin' White Rapper Show reject/
A single bar would do you in/
Which makes sense 'cuz a single's bar is where I found you in/
When I hunt you down and cut you like the piece of sh*t that you are/
You f*ckin' homo gangster poser/
You'd best be checkin' yourself/
Before I be wreckin' yourself/
You said my "mother's kitten?"/
Dude, are you f*cking retarded/
I can't help but laugh at this sh*t that you done started/
You f*ckin' third grade educated ho/
Why don't you get some f*ckin' Hooked On Phonics before you try to put on a show/
Bitch

when i said enter, i meant to say submit it
fake @ss oojay, this time won't be aquitted
your rhymes suck without the gun talk
so just fu<king admit it
that your sh!t is lame, and it's getting worse
you laugh at what i started, well go back a little
you struck first
and when it ends, you'll be the one in hearse
cuz, son, you just don't compare to me
it's like you're reading a sermon while i'm commiting lyrical heresy
and calling me a third grader, man that weak sh!t don't embarass me
you going down fast, i think you should quit kid
at least tutg had some real game, you just a skrimitch
and by preparing, i mean get your game up
i googled you name and you'll never guess what came up
three million matches matching my criteria
and all i entered was two words next to your name, lyrical diareha
i judge you by what you do
and obviously hukt on foniks didn't work for you
who's jimmy hoffy? did you mean jimmy hoffa, cuz that's the correct spelling
now what's that your smelling, the fear in the pit of ya belly
getting bigger by the minute from my bombshelling
this is **** from the dome, so now you got a taste
of some real freestlye, not copy and paste
i can't even fathom the time you waste, searching through all those files
you drag and drop and your rap compiles
and so you loosing the battle but please stay tuned
so other people can see that YOU got pwn'd

[QUOTE=TheUsedToolguy;350210]yeah, but it's freestlye, bro. i just keep going, and if i edited my rhymes, it would take away from the authenticity of it all. so i just quoted myself and kept going like it never stopped.

LOL. Freestyle? Like how it took you 13 minutes between those 2 posts to come up with 10 short lines? You apparently don't know the definition of "freestyle," do you?

yo wats up giv me sum feed back on ma rhymes dude

sorry, dude, i'm at work all day. and eventhough i would like to avoid responsibility, sometimes i have to leave the computer and actually do some work. it's freestyle if you typing it as it comes out dude! sorry you can't HEAR me come up with this sh!t.

not bad, wouldn't hurt to make it a little longer next time.

thanks 4 advice i was gona mek it longa but just givin ya'll a taster lol

oojay??????

LOL no.

wat u mean

jay7=oojay. or, so it seems to me.

ok wateva dude not sure wat ya mean but let me here ya spit a few bars

i'm not even gonna entertain that thought. i could see it coming, but nah, try and read some sh!t that is already posted. currently waiting for a reply from oojay.

thts cool av u 2 gt beef o sumit

LOL. funny, but wrong.

oojay r ya guna spit back at kruger o wat dude

i don't know dude, awfully suspiscious to me. bro!

Kruger man u afraid-to-spit,
i giv out these multis like im made-for-it,
so im startin beef wid u en stompin on ya clit,
u a pussy u just a soft fury little cat,
im scratchin out ya eyes en smashin ya wid ma bat,
boy why u findin this suspicious,
my rhymes are delicious urs r jus ambitious.

that'll be enough of that, please?

wat the hell u talkin bout

try constructing real words. this gives me a headache

shut up man id smash ya any day at this rap game

I spit last so it's actually his turn to hit me back.

Have a mod check IP's if you're that worried about it.

Rap is not a fucking game, bitch, recognize.

shut up man id smash ya any day at this rap game
^ You know, Jay, A real rapper would say: Shud up biatch, id smash ya 'ne day at dis rap game, bizznatch.

Lie.

yea but im no f*ckin wana be like u, im just typin how i speak in life bitch not f*uckin actin like a gangsta!

don't take this stuff so seriously Jay7. Theyre only messin with ya:rolleyes:

its cool man its cool.

Yeah...you're not trying to be gangsta at all. Why don't you speak correct English?

I'm also typing how I speak in life.
Do you have to talk like an imbecile in order to be a gangster?
You're a poseur, fool.