ilyjake.

Ryt first of all this forums **** coz ya all up in here hatin en none of ya'll can rap or freestyle well not wat av read anyway. Plus i ask ya to drop a verse en ya say no well i fink tht mean ya couldt fink of anythin to spit hence the bit where i said ya'll can freestyle en theres no point replyin because this is the last tym ill b cumin on this piece of crap..PEACE!

If this forum is **** then get away fast
Coz if you don't i'll ban your ass
Word to yo mutha

yo, what I'm saying is try a little harder,
we can all be a little smarter,
you better stay the f*ck away from me,
I need my space and that's plain to see,
and it's not because I'm some kind of a freak,
I just make it known, and things look bleak,
if you continue to not set boundaries,
my will is steel like it was made in a foundry,
I've always got you little jello pudding pops around me,
you're not in my league, not even the same county,
come stress on me, and it's my mind that I flex,
I don't even have to say a word, and I'll leave you perplexed,
because I can make you shy away by just giving you a look,
the longer you stick around, and I've got you on my hook,
and you'll try to crawl away in some nook,
I'm the master chef, and you're not a cook,
I'm still spurting these rhymes,
while you're out flirting with dimes,
you better report these crimes,
that I blurt in my times,
I squirt like limes,
you're more tort than mimes,
get ready to abort your lines,
they're not iller than mine,
I'm more intricate and complex than cosign,
I'm an aquarius, so what's yo sign?
and don't show me tat's cuz that's a ho sign,
you're all lazier than a f*cking bovine
and get ready like Daft Punk for one more time,
cuz I know you're more defensive than a f*cking porcupine

Hah. Jay7 is retarded.

My style flips like a kayak,
my rhymes are hotter than Salma Hayek,
you don't get your way and sip cognac,
my rhymes kill and thrill like zodiac,
im'a try the rhyme scheme crowquill,
that you mentioned in that other post,
I don't really know if it will work,
but once it gets moving like an automobile,
then I will begin rolling and start to coast,
these others can't battle me, they ain't got the right torque,
to uncork my flow, and knock off my hinges,
they came out swingin' like Mike Tyson,
but I've got stamina like Cassius Clay,
bring out the stretcher, and bust out the syringes,
you come up just short like Kevin Dyson,
I know all your other friends will do whatever you say,
but not me, ya see, I'm from a different school of thought,
yeah, that's right PHP, I'm talking to you,
always poking around, and got nothin' nice to say,
what's funny is I'm that UsedTool you bought,
I'm the one you'll turn to when you're stuck like glue,
because my stocks rising, until it's my Don Maclean day,

The Used Tool Guy thinks he can rhyme, but all i see from him is one f**ked up bi
If you got british rhythm like me, then please come a long and set up your tee
As we gona play a little golf, while my mother is cooking up some illegal remedy.
No not remedy i mean a bit of home made weed, not the bread your mother loves to nead
Yes my mums a drug addict, and your mum loved to suk ma d*ck
Listen up!

Spitting rythmes is how i like it, rythmeing mimeing suddenly decideing
I cant trust no one not even uncle timmy ride it
loading, exploading its stuck in my head
all these enimies i cant control it

peace owt

I'm not English, but I'm guessing you're what they call a "chav".

Hallo Snickers Wei Bist Du
i speak a bit of german and no im not a chav thats an insult to me man! :( Im fresh boy rapper man

Well you better work on your raps then.

yeh i know lol im beginner rapper between, not that good at battles but i thought id have a go. I just got in to rapping a few days a go, do you think i did well for my first battle??

Seeing as how it's online, it didn't really count for a first "battle".
Work on your flow, syllables per line, and rhyme scheme in general.
If you have time to write one out online it might as well be perfect since in real life you aren't granted any time.

LOL, I thought it was funny, not to say it was that great, but I pretty much laughed at every line, whether is was supposed to be funny or not. Keep working at it.

lol
 

Yo

Yes son it was suposed to make u laff, but ur laffin too hard nigga
holy sh*t ur starting to smell like a giraffe.

drt ask man randomness lol

let me point out that giraffes are frequently gae,
you make me laugh like a hyena,
before I'm about to make you my prey,
so jump off of my wiener,
because you're going through the grinder,
you won't see me coming,
I'm a snake in the grass like a sidewinder,
and I'm coming up humming,
like a motherf*cking killer bee,
it's the rumble in the jungle,
you're full of sh*t like a distillery,
I've got mad heart and I'm humble,
after I mess around with you, I eat you like a mantis,
chew your head off like a cannibal,
get me more pissed off than the black panthers,
I'll swipe my ferocious paw right at your mandible,
and I always come back like a cat the next day,
plus I've got nine lives,
I get your scent, and I'll keep you like seals at bay,
you don't f*ck with me, I'm dangerous like bee hives,

nice man

Please don't say ******
It's not a very nice word
I'll bounce you around like Tigger
Then flip you the bird
My rhymes are kind of alright
Because I keep them real
I try to stay away from tight
Because my skin colour's not ideal
Don't ever front
I always hit it from the back
In the wake of the bunt
Is what it's like after I've been in the sack
Word
Yo, yo
Word
Yo, yo
Check it.
Yo.


I don't think you're black Scotti, are you?
Don't answer that.

Colour? stop trying to be british,
Sick fuck...with a family fucking fetish.

Crowquill
Schmoquill

I'm good; you're not,
you drink lots of beer,
and like to smoke pot,
I'm collected like Fleer,
don't laugh at this,
I'm ahead of you in my mind,
I'm striking out the next batters,
I believe in myself through my design,
I didn't in the beginning,
too many traces of doubt,
but I decided that winning,
was through letting the fear out,
and sometimes I have to be afraid,
to make it easier down the road,
even if it means I don't get laid,
I just pray for a lighter load,
I couldn't imagine the pressure you're under,
I pray that God makes your heart light,
I liking being alone at night and you wonder,
how, but it's better than being in a bar fight,
but before you heed my proposal,
you have to park your pride off to the side,
and put your ego at disposal,
you might feel it's a deride,
but really it's a free ride,
like when you go and trip acid,
you feel naked inside,
but you come out the other side,
with so much passion

..Jake...dude...ouch. :(

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Ethan ain't no thetan, I'll **** in his eye and then he'll be beaten.

What's that smell? Oh it's the bad use of HTML. My rhymes are tighter than your mum I'd bend your dad over then he can taste my ***.

they call me the hiphopopotomus
my lyrcis are bottomless.

Ha! I used to live with a Japanese girl who had only ever read the word Hippopotamus and I was lucky enough to be there the first time she attempted to say it. It came out hip-hopper-thomas. Hilarious.

Your no gentlemen if I wasn't hung like a tic tac then I'd **** you lyk I do with my son ben

If you really are hung like a tic tac, then i'm not putting it in your crack

I'm the best, so do not test, the top of my profession, the master of my chosen field of that there is no question

anyone rapping on this anymore?

Yep, there's two posts in the last day...

those aint raps! where the freestyles at? whos out to network???? yay area style!

Just toss out a one-liner, no reason to go overboard. I live in Berkeley, I've been in plenty of Middle School freestyle competitions at school, it just doesn't work on the internet.

650623 by the time I'm done you wish you hadn't stepped to me/
you say you're stuntin/
sounds like straight frontin/
I'm no pro I make rhymes for nothin'/
But still I drop dimes like 13 on the Phoenix suns/
But still I drop fools like Stoudemire the chosen 1/
gimme 3 more bars and then I'm done
That's all it takes to drop you son
I could rip you all day just for fun
but It's not worth it, I'll just give you how much more?-none

Ya fool, ya tool, what a shitty rap,
the crack o' my ass could rap better than that,


yeah, it's unoriginal

you get props for humor

There are far too many grammatical errors,
within each of your rhymes, to give me the tremors.
You can't fight a war of words without a knowledge of language,
but kudos - you can be the filling, in my lyrical sandwich.

You grammatically correct, arrogant prick,
your lyrical sandwich tastes like shit,
Grammar and knowledge won't earn you crap,
Go back to your books, you've got no place in rap

Yo it's unbelievable what what some cats'll pass off as raps/
You'll get popped and stomped like bubble wrap/ Straight broke in half/
You can call it a freestyle if that's what makes you feel better now/
Excuses for sh*tty rhymes cuz it's off the head'er? nahhhh/
Better be a go-getter now/ Flow steady now/
Study the skills and flow better now/ Just don't me ask how/
An hour's worth of style in a minute now/ Admit it now/
A mile a minute with styles that's in it to win it/ No limit now/
Yo, you can drop words like grammatically incorrect from your broke-down intellect/
A punctuation Nazi's whats left/ Through all the bullsh*t/ Get stepped/
Like stairs/ I get stared like stars and gazed like I'm famous/
Star-gazed like Uranus?/ Ain't that sh*t heinous?/
I'll straight rhyme the same words like the lamest/
But my swagger f*ckin' overtakes it/
Check, we can do away with the one liners/
Separate you small cats from the big dogs and big timers/
I rhyme tighter/ Choke cats out like cage fighters/
Give you more hits to the head than Zildjian's at John Bonhams/

Word.
Bird.
Turd.
Assured.