Rap Battles (country, punk, rap, fan, American)

sleepy jack · 12-22-2005, 02:18 PM

Dis thuggin' gangxta is throwin' in the towel.

TrampInaTux · 12-22-2005, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenixpunk

This chump isn’t done yet? Still trying to ball/
Confused why your name wasn’t on opening call?/
You didn’t meet the weigh in, sorry, you’re too small/
Come back in a few years, maybe then you can brawl/
Fact is I’ve annihilated you every time in the past/
With ease I continue to keep owning your ass/
Breaking you is as simple as a brick thrown through glass/
Your flows are back in coach, my flows are first class/
Now its time to hang the hobo, who’s next to beat the bum?/
I’m sure hell let you know just exactly where he’s from/
Jolly ol’ England, so proud, and so unique/
(Oh but we kicked your ass once before, your flows and your army both are weak)
You feel you’re at the top of your game, then let me explain to you technique/
Most people grasp the concept quickly, for you it will probably take all week/

I would speed it up, but you can’t keep up, when you give it up, I won’t let up,
you cant put up, maybe when you grow up, till then shut up, you turn corrupt, while i erupt, so now what’s up?/

You come from England so you should recognize a crown/
I flow harder than a river and everyone’s here to watch you drown/
The name fits you nicely, a hobo is nothing but a bum clown/
Ill leave you face down, alone like a ghost town, rip you up like a prom gown and throw you out like a bad sound/
You flow like you’re defecating/
claim you got it, but were still waiting/
to much of your times spent masturbating/
by the looks of the flows you’ve been creating/

Fenix you appear to be stuck in the past/
Like I've said before you gotta keep up cos I'm moving fast/
Sure you've beat me before I ain't gonna deny/
but now that I'm better go ahead have another try/
Your flows are first class on the Boeing 747/
Crashing down on the 9th of the 11th/
Sure I'm sick and I step out of line/
but nothings gonna hold me back from spitting a good line/
you used to be worthy now your not worth it/
I would respect you but you really don't deserve it/
Americans beat the English? Yeah 4 centuries ago/
for your independence-you was our b*tch, our ho/
Christopher Columbus should've never found you/
oh did I mention that guy was British too/
yeah so if it weren't for us Brits then you'd all be scr*wed/
so next time you're all sitting down eating your food/
think about who put it all on your plate/
think about who made you fat b*stards overweight/
Yes I can recognise a crown Fenix remember... I'm wearing one?/
I bet it's pretty annoying to get owned by a Bum/
Masturbating? If I did that my two hands wouldn't be free/
to type in this thread and kick your @ss for all to see/
I didn't make the weigh in cos it's American scales/
where they don't measure in ounces-they measure in whales/
So put pen to paper and try to match this rhyme so easily/
I've got a deal on-buy one @ss kicking and you get one free/
Your vision was jaded but now you're starting to see/
why all the focus is turning to me/
cos I'm the best there was and the best there ever will be/
Maybe you are a little bit p*ssed/
that you could have had me before but you fired and you missed/
the crowd are wondering how I've still survived/
and now the tables have turned-you're dead I'm alive/
the mourners gather to all look at your shrine/
it reads 'Rest In Peace Fenix-1996-2005'/
Mourners? Did I say mourners? I meant the pidgeons that sh*t on your grave/
You ain't had no mourners for a couple of days/
apart from me cos you read the name I'm a hobo/
I sit on your grave drinking till they tell me to go/
I would dance on it to give you total disrespect/
but why mock you further when you ain't got nothing left?/

~~bungalow~~ · 12-22-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Fenix you appear to be stuck in the past/
Like I've said before you gotta keep up cos I'm moving fast/
Sure you've beat me before I ain't gonna deny/
but now that I'm better go ahead have another try/
Your flows are first class on the Boeing 747/
Crashing down on the 9th of the 11th/
Sure I'm sick and I step out of line/
but nothings gonna hold me back from spitting a good line/
you used to be worthy now your not worth it/
I would respect you but you really don't deserve it/
Americans beat the English? Yeah 4 centuries ago/
for your independence-you was our b*tch, our ho/
Christopher Columbus should've never found you/
oh did I mention that guy was British too/
yeah so if it weren't for us Brits then you'd all be scr*wed/
so next time you're all sitting down eating your food/
think about who put it all on your plate/
think about who made you fat b*stards overweight/
Yes I can recognise a crown Fenix remember... I'm wearing one?/
I bet it's pretty annoying to get owned by a Bum/
Masturbating? If I did that my two hands wouldn't be free/
to type in this thread and kick your @ss for all to see/
I didn't make the weigh in cos it's American scales/
where they don't measure in ounces-they measure in whales/
So put pen to paper and try to match this rhyme so easily/
I've got a deal on-buy one @ss kicking and you get one free/
Your vision was jaded but now you're starting to see/
why all the focus is turning to me/
cos I'm the best there was and the best there ever will be/
Maybe you are a little bit p*ssed/
that you could have had me before but you fired and you missed/
the crowd are wondering how I've still survived/
and now the tables have turned-you're dead I'm alive/
the mourners gather to all look at your shrine/
it reads 'Rest In Peace Fenix-1996-2005'/
Mourners? Did I say mourners? I meant the pidgeons that sh*t on your grave/
You ain't had no mourners for a couple of days/
apart from me cos you read the name I'm a hobo/
I sit on your grave drinking till they tell me to go/
I would dance on it to give you total disrespect/
but why mock you further when you ain't got nothing left?/
__________________

I actually think your getting worse
The bolded line is the lamest thing I've ever heard

You suck
Like a duck
You shmuck
I dont give a fuck
cluck cluck
word.

~~bungalow~~ · 12-22-2005, 10:38 PM

Rippin you apart son, thats why I came
I hope you know your done so prepare to get maimed
Why do you still rap when your name has been shamed
I'm like a wild animal, I can't be tamed
If your gonna play with fire you best know you'll get burned
You got spit on your face, ya, but you still havent learned
I think we all agree that this court is adjorned
You should hang your raps upon a shelf as far as I am concerned
We can all see that you're choking harder than your girlfriend
Matter of a fact, when I'm done with you I think I'll stick it in her back end
Reply with your lame rhymes, that in a second I'll trancend
Rap battling with me....are you going off the deep end?
You keep dropping rhymes
I'll tell you they're shit
You've been told so many times
But I guess you forget
I wish you'de understand
that you wont ever win
Your rhymes consist of bland shit
recycled over again
You think that you can flow but you aint even got game
I'm only gettin started I'm about to take aim

TrampInaTux · 12-23-2005, 06:31 AM

Slip into my yellow jumpsuit all Uma Thurman/
This is How We Do I hope you're all learning/
My samurai sword and my glock in my pocket/
ready to shoot heads off and pull eyes out of sockets/
Coming to cinemas soon Kill Bill Volume Three/
Everyone feel all special cos you watching it for free/
Bungalow you can go home but your limbs belong to me/
I told you that you'd get whooped you should've taken heed/
but now you're dying in the gutter/
You developed a stutter/
can't spit now can you! You're words are just mutters/
scarred for life like I scarred the inside of your wife/
Had such a hard-on she felt like she was f*cked with a knife/
And when she gives birth don't go all crazy/
cos of the fact I look like all of your babies/
You don't need to tell em if you don't want to/
that their real father ripped you up to bits and ran right through you/
my rhymes are bland? about as bland as a rainbow/
dude you've been crushed, squashed, destroyed now let it go/
Stop being all sore just cos I've whooped you before/
and don't come back with some other cr*p asking for more/
you're dead in the first round/
six feet deep underground/
You think I've become worse-I've improved by leaps and by bounds/
I may have been small fry before but now I'm the main course/
Read about me in your XXL and your Source/
I'm the leader the King and the Don/
bringing you a rapping phenomenon/
Others fade away but I'll never be gone/
Fenix thinks HE'S the master hacker but I am The One/

Destined for fame in my flash bouncing car/
I'm giving out dirty stares to people from afar/
Can you people please go back to strumming your guitars/
King is what I am but read the bold and find out what you are...

~~bungalow~~ · 12-23-2005, 10:59 AM

So you wanna get slaughtered like you have before
Quick! You beter get home cause I'm f*cking your whore
I ripped her to bits just like I've done to you
Cause when we were done fucking she thought I was through
But I pulled out a blade and I fucked up her throat
I said "You dont wanna f*ck with me, I'm crazier than Truman Capote"
I hope you dont mind all the blood on your bed
I put a bullet in your girl while she was givin me head
Now that I'm done with your bitch I can get back to you
I'll f*cking burn you so bad you'll be like a holocaust Jew
I told you not to start with me but look what you've done
You think that your the best well bitch I'M number one
You really wanna fuck with me, you just dont understand
I'll tear your fucking face apart using just one hand
I'm tearin down the wall that seperates you from me
Then I'll fuck you up again just like in the 18th century
Hows it feel to get demolished by a bunch of farmers up in trees
Everytime you get back up I bring you to your knees
I hope that you'll respond soon so I can move this shit along
And send you to the whore house which is just where you belong
I wish you would stop sayin your the best there's ever been
Cause everytime you say it, I wanna fuck you up again
I told you I was aiming now I'm bout to pull the trigger
That will diminish all your hopes and dreams you stupid fucking wigger
But I'm givin you this one last chance to give it all you got
Oh no, wait, never mind, I just fired the shot
You got c*ck in your throat so I know its hard to reply
Finish suckin that dude dry but dont even try to repy
You came outta this battle with bullet in your head and some black on your eye

Fenixpunk · 12-23-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hobojesus

Fenix you appear to be stuck in the past/
Like I've said before you gotta keep up cos I'm moving fast/
Sure you've beat me before I ain't gonna deny/
but now that I'm better go ahead have another try/
Your flows are first class on the Boeing 747/
Crashing down on the 9th of the 11th/
Sure I'm sick and I step out of line/
but nothings gonna hold me back from spitting a good line/
you used to be worthy now your not worth it/
I would respect you but you really don't deserve it/
Americans beat the English? Yeah 4 centuries ago/
for your independence-you was our b*tch, our ho/
Christopher Columbus should've never found you/
oh did I mention that guy was British too/
yeah so if it weren't for us Brits then you'd all be scr*wed/
so next time you're all sitting down eating your food/
think about who put it all on your plate/
think about who made you fat b*stards overweight/
Yes I can recognise a crown Fenix remember... I'm wearing one?/
I bet it's pretty annoying to get owned by a Bum/
Masturbating? If I did that my two hands wouldn't be free/
to type in this thread and kick your @ss for all to see/
I didn't make the weigh in cos it's American scales/
where they don't measure in ounces-they measure in whales/
So put pen to paper and try to match this rhyme so easily/
I've got a deal on-buy one @ss kicking and you get one free/
Your vision was jaded but now you're starting to see/
why all the focus is turning to me/
cos I'm the best there was and the best there ever will be/
Maybe you are a little bit p*ssed/
that you could have had me before but you fired and you missed/
the crowd are wondering how I've still survived/
and now the tables have turned-you're dead I'm alive/
the mourners gather to all look at your shrine/
it reads 'Rest In Peace Fenix-1996-2005'/
Mourners? Did I say mourners? I meant the pidgeons that sh*t on your grave/
You ain't had no mourners for a couple of days/
apart from me cos you read the name I'm a hobo/
I sit on your grave drinking till they tell me to go/
I would dance on it to give you total disrespect/
but why mock you further when you ain't got nothing left?/

Watch how its done hobo, and try to understand/
Youre living in a fantasy, in reality im in command/
So you think you can finish me? With little rhymes like that?/
Let me explain further just what im getting at/
Your style is weak, your flows are low grade/
You come from the gutter, well that’s where your flows stayed/
People like me, piss on people like you, and everyone stops to laugh/
My flows overpower you, hell even if I cut them in half/
So what makes you think in that small brain of yours, that im living in the past?/
It just seems that way, its déjà vu every time I whoop that ass/
I humiliate you, desecrate you, and give it to you straight/
Youre rhymes compared to mine are expired and out of date/
But I guess id be pissed to if some dumb yank made fun of me/
And shot me down on the internet for everyone to see/
You haven’t brought anything to the plate, empty handed evertime/
Winning this battle is too easy for me, so easy it should be a crime/
So get back to kissin your queen on the ass/
Shes royalty there, but over here shes white trash/
And maybe us Americans are really English from birth/
So I can see where youd get upset that were now the greatest on earth/
Ya we get fat, cuz we can and we will/
We go around polluting, and what we touch we will kill/
So why don’t we invade that little country of yours?/
Make you our slaves, make you do all our chores?/
You know if we did, you wouldn’t stand a chance/
Whos got your back? The fruitcakes in France?/
A country full of homos, invade 1 get 1 free/
shit on your queens thrown and piss in your tea/
You might think im mad, but im still laughing at you/
Now go back to your benny hill so you have something to cum to/
And when you think of something clever, then try again fool/
Cuz everyone here just loves watching fenix take the hobos ass to school/

Merkaba · 12-23-2005, 07:40 PM

America shouldn't have the stars, shouldn't have the stripes/
Strip them of their resources and you're just mould dwelling on pipes/
Government thinks they are the UN/
All the other countries are too poor, so they start a spewin/
How did this power crazed war pig come to dominate?/
Who would know, what can you do? No one wants to participate/
Terrorism? You can go it alone, allies or not, we won't have you decide our fate/
Georgey wants to find weapons of mass destruction/
America voted one in, why are you still looking?/
Now thats political abduction/

Can't you see, your friends are far away, we don't want to play/
Wars have been done before, you just keep wanting more/
Poverty and scandal litter the yankee streets, fuck health you say, what about the beats?/
Trying to rule the world, take a look in the mirror, can't you see your flaws?/
New Zealand being pressured into Nuclear power, we say no, now will you just go/
Can't take an answer as no, what are doing, get out, cause we said so/
Don't push us against the wall, we don't care how small we are, you don't own us and we know who we are/
You hunted Urban cause he gave the US some stick?/
Look at you bagging France, if only AITA would ban this hypocrite/
Not takin this below the belt, this is just heart felt/
We want some respect and America don't show it/
We think you owe it, and you know it/

Look at my crusty rhymes, all out of time, look at me whine/
I know thats how you'll come back, it's the same old attack/
I can cop your flak, it's no skin off my back/
Fenix I respect you man, you've got killer persona/
Your sorta creativity would have given Picasso a boner/
Take this sledge not as a stab, not even a wee jab/
Tis just an outsiders view on a country that needs some rehab/
I understand it is near impossible to have a civilised nation/
The size of one like yours would require some serious donation/
When so much rests on the shoulders of one civilisation/
We don't want to be a country on your leash, we just want some light navigation.

TrampInaTux · 12-24-2005, 03:47 AM

I see you guys are getting annoyed with the fact I won't shut up/
Getting annoyed with the fact I'm too tough/
With the fact that even when I might seem done/
I hit you with a left hook-and then another one/
Understand no matter how hard you try/
Each time you call me out-I WILL reply/
It's in my blood to not give in/
You keep replying? I keep replying./
There will be no end unless you call it quits/
*waits patiently, finds a chair and sits*/
So what will it be, will you continue?/
Will you try and see this battle through?/
No matter whether I get battered or even slightly bruised/
You guys have f*cked with dynamite/
and you've just lit the fuse/
I've given you advice-advice you must use/
Stand and fight or be the bigger man-which path will you choose?

TrampInaTux · 12-24-2005, 02:40 PM

Oh and a little Christmas rhyme for those paying attention to this forum...

Down your chimney, comes Ol' Saint Nick/
Had to many whiskys, he's feeling a bit sick/
his arse is red raw from sitting on Rudolph's dick/
I stole the spirit of Christmas and they put me in Nick/
The others got great pressies-I got a lump of coal/
blacker than Bungalow Bill's unwiped arsehole/
But seriously...

everyone hold hands time to be merry/
Indulge yourself with turkey and a few glasses of sherry/
Cos no time to hate when you need to give love/
loving those that are here, and those that are above/
cos the greatest present is the gift of those close/
being able to share Christmas with others is what matter the most/
A time to remember a time you'll never forget/
just remember that each coming year is going to be your best/
So I say thankyou to you all and give you my best wishes/
but most importantly Merry Christmas..... BITCHES!

12-23-2005, 07:40 PM	#138 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	America shouldn't have the stars, shouldn't have the stripes/ Strip them of their resources and you're just mould dwelling on pipes/ Government thinks they are the UN/ All the other countries are too poor, so they start a spewin/ How did this power crazed war pig come to dominate?/ Who would know, what can you do? No one wants to participate/ Terrorism? You can go it alone, allies or not, we won't have you decide our fate/ Georgey wants to find weapons of mass destruction/ America voted one in, why are you still looking?/ Now thats political abduction/ Can't you see, your friends are far away, we don't want to play/ Wars have been done before, you just keep wanting more/ Poverty and scandal litter the yankee streets, fuck health you say, what about the beats?/ Trying to rule the world, take a look in the mirror, can't you see your flaws?/ New Zealand being pressured into Nuclear power, we say no, now will you just go/ Can't take an answer as no, what are doing, get out, cause we said so/ Don't push us against the wall, we don't care how small we are, you don't own us and we know who we are/ You hunted Urban cause he gave the US some stick?/ Look at you bagging France, if only AITA would ban this hypocrite/ Not takin this below the belt, this is just heart felt/ We want some respect and America don't show it/ We think you owe it, and you know it/ Look at my crusty rhymes, all out of time, look at me whine/ I know thats how you'll come back, it's the same old attack/ I can cop your flak, it's no skin off my back/ Fenix I respect you man, you've got killer persona/ Your sorta creativity would have given Picasso a boner/ Take this sledge not as a stab, not even a wee jab/ Tis just an outsiders view on a country that needs some rehab/ I understand it is near impossible to have a civilised nation/ The size of one like yours would require some serious donation/ When so much rests on the shoulders of one civilisation/ We don't want to be a country on your leash, we just want some light navigation. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

12-24-2005, 02:40 PM	#140 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Merry Christmas from 'The Wandering Jew' Oh and a little Christmas rhyme for those paying attention to this forum... Down your chimney, comes Ol' Saint Nick/ Had to many whiskys, he's feeling a bit sick/ his arse is red raw from sitting on Rudolph's dick/ I stole the spirit of Christmas and they put me in Nick/ The others got great pressies-I got a lump of coal/ blacker than Bungalow Bill's unwiped arsehole/ But seriously... everyone hold hands time to be merry/ Indulge yourself with turkey and a few glasses of sherry/ Cos no time to hate when you need to give love/ loving those that are here, and those that are above/ cos the greatest present is the gift of those close/ being able to share Christmas with others is what matter the most/ A time to remember a time you'll never forget/ just remember that each coming year is going to be your best/ So I say thankyou to you all and give you my best wishes/ but most importantly Merry Christmas..... BITCHES!

12-22-2005, 10:38 PM	#134 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	Rippin you apart son, thats why I came I hope you know your done so prepare to get maimed Why do you still rap when your name has been shamed I'm like a wild animal, I can't be tamed If your gonna play with fire you best know you'll get burned You got spit on your face, ya, but you still havent learned I think we all agree that this court is adjorned You should hang your raps upon a shelf as far as I am concerned We can all see that you're choking harder than your girlfriend Matter of a fact, when I'm done with you I think I'll stick it in her back end Reply with your lame rhymes, that in a second I'll trancend Rap battling with me....are you going off the deep end? You keep dropping rhymes I'll tell you they're shit You've been told so many times But I guess you forget I wish you'de understand that you wont ever win Your rhymes consist of bland shit recycled over again You think that you can flow but you aint even got game I'm only gettin started I'm about to take aim

12-23-2005, 06:31 AM	#135 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Slip into my yellow jumpsuit all Uma Thurman/ This is How We Do I hope you're all learning/ My samurai sword and my glock in my pocket/ ready to shoot heads off and pull eyes out of sockets/ Coming to cinemas soon Kill Bill Volume Three/ Everyone feel all special cos you watching it for free/ Bungalow you can go home but your limbs belong to me/ I told you that you'd get whooped you should've taken heed/ but now you're dying in the gutter/ You developed a stutter/ can't spit now can you! You're words are just mutters/ scarred for life like I scarred the inside of your wife/ Had such a hard-on she felt like she was fcked with a knife/ And when she gives birth don't go all crazy/ cos of the fact I look like all of your babies/ You don't need to tell em if you don't want to/ that their real father ripped you up to bits and ran right through you/ my rhymes are bland? about as bland as a rainbow/ dude you've been crushed, squashed, destroyed now let it go/ Stop being all sore just cos I've whooped you before/ and don't come back with some other crp asking for more/ you're dead in the first round/ six feet deep underground/ You think I've become worse-I've improved by leaps and by bounds/ I may have been small fry before but now I'm the main course/ Read about me in your XXL and your Source/ I'm the leader the King and the Don/ bringing you a rapping phenomenon/ Others fade away but I'll never be gone/ Fenix thinks HE'S the master hacker but I am The One/ Destined for fame in my flash bouncing car/ I'm giving out dirty stares to people from afar/ Can you people please go back to strumming your guitars/ King is what I am but read the bold and find out what you are...

12-23-2005, 10:59 AM	#136 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	So you wanna get slaughtered like you have before Quick! You beter get home cause I'm fcking your whore I ripped her to bits just like I've done to you Cause when we were done fucking she thought I was through But I pulled out a blade and I fucked up her throat I said "You dont wanna fck with me, I'm crazier than Truman Capote" I hope you dont mind all the blood on your bed I put a bullet in your girl while she was givin me head Now that I'm done with your bitch I can get back to you I'll fcking burn you so bad you'll be like a holocaust Jew I told you not to start with me but look what you've done You think that your the best well bitch I'M number one You really wanna fuck with me, you just dont understand I'll tear your fucking face apart using just one hand I'm tearin down the wall that seperates you from me Then I'll fuck you up again just like in the 18th century Hows it feel to get demolished by a bunch of farmers up in trees Everytime you get back up I bring you to your knees I hope that you'll respond soon so I can move this shit along And send you to the whore house which is just where you belong I wish you would stop sayin your the best there's ever been Cause everytime you say it, I wanna fuck you up again I told you I was aiming now I'm bout to pull the trigger That will diminish all your hopes and dreams you stupid fucking wigger But I'm givin you this one last chance to give it all you got Oh no, wait, never mind, I just fired the shot You got cck in your throat so I know its hard to reply Finish suckin that dude dry but dont even try to repy You came outta this battle with bullet in your head and some black on your eye

12-24-2005, 03:47 AM	#139 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	I see you guys are getting annoyed with the fact I won't shut up/ Getting annoyed with the fact I'm too tough/ With the fact that even when I might seem done/ I hit you with a left hook-and then another one/ Understand no matter how hard you try/ Each time you call me out-I WILL reply/ It's in my blood to not give in/ You keep replying? I keep replying./ There will be no end unless you call it quits/ waits patiently, finds a chair and sits/ So what will it be, will you continue?/ Will you try and see this battle through?/ No matter whether I get battered or even slightly bruised/ You guys have f*cked with dynamite/ and you've just lit the fuse/ I've given you advice-advice you must use/ Stand and fight or be the bigger man-which path will you choose?