Rap Battles (rap, rapper, quote, Hang)

~~RHYMEFESTkillah~~ · 08-25-2006, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenixpunk

i will admit, this line is one of the best ive been up against:

~~[MERIT]~~ · 08-28-2006, 12:37 PM

ive got that little red button at the edge of my fingertips/ you can call me harry truman cuz i dont start it but ill finish $hit/ yall niggaz gettin frostbite from the cold war that im wagin/ who youre facin/ im someone youll never forget until your days end/its an all out assault/ youll get jolted until youve folded/ dont be reppin the techniques from the classes that im enrolled in/ its the school of hard knocks with a prerequisite of pain/dont hurt your brain/ tryin to come up with some rhymes that arent so lame/ i know that you aint too bright/ it seems youre lackin in the cabeza/ dont let me phase ya/ the special ed classes these days would amaze ya/ youre soundin just like yoda "i try to rap but smart im not"/ you claim to have some skills but all your last verses flopped/ your rhymes are all talk and no action/ and it seems to cause a chain reaction/ cuz all the motherf**kers that are up here frontin/ take the dicks out your mouth before you try to spit somethin/

misfit_shorty · 08-29-2006, 05:14 PM

hey guys...new to this..you said you wanted a good laugh..so hear it is..me introducing myself.....dont make fun of me because my forwars slash doesnt work...lol

got kicked outa school
but i wasnt a fool
got adopted at eleven
favorite number is seven
im 100 pounds and 5 foot 2
freestylin rhymes is what i do
im native and irish
dont drink like a fish
i may smoke weed
but i dont touch speed
i dont read books
but i got the looks
im sexy as hell
and my rhymes will sell
im misfit_shorty
thats who i be
well i hate fakers
and i cant stand fakers
i drink ice tea
ya i know you love me
misfit_shorty comin your way
listen up, i got lots to say
straight outa picton
ya i live for fun
i look thirteen
and im causin a scene
i aint ill,im just sick
now make it public
misfit_shorty
thats who i be
im small and im white
never flown a kite
just a small town girl
here to rock your world
just give me a chance
i can make you dance
cause im misfit_shorty
and thats who i be

sleepy jack · 08-29-2006, 05:17 PM

And I thought I was bad...

misfit_shorty · 08-29-2006, 05:23 PM

give me a ****in break
at least my rhymes aint fake
all i am is being me
so shut your mouth and listen to me

sleepy jack · 08-29-2006, 05:38 PM

Least I don't rhyme me with me,
Suck my pee pee,
Oh gee gee,
i can rhyme like im two,
Just like you,
You're really eww,

misfit_shorty · 08-29-2006, 05:50 PM

so the other day i was walking down the street
this wigga was lookin like he wanted to speak
but i looked away and walked on by
that f****er looked like he wanted to cry
if you dont like what i got to say
just turn around and walk away
i dont care what you think about me
to me youre just the size of a flea

misfit_shorty · 08-29-2006, 06:57 PM

im waitin for you to answer back
but i guess you wont coz your rhymes is wack
im new in the game
but its all the same
gimme somthin to read
common man,pick up the speed

mosesandtherubberducky · 08-29-2006, 07:22 PM

lolz you can't spell n00b,
you're only saying that sh*t 'cause you haven't ever seen a boob,
so take a seat and listen well,
then we'll all get along oh so swell,

misfit_shorty · 08-29-2006, 10:14 PM

i guarantee i've seen more boobs than you
cause i've got a girlfriend and i own two
there sittin on my chest
and they're the best
and you'll never see them
'cause you're a him!!

(at least i think your a him...let me know if im wrong)..lol

08-29-2006, 05:14 PM	#233 (permalink)
misfit_shorty Groupie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: canada Posts: 9	thats who i be hey guys...new to this..you said you wanted a good laugh..so hear it is..me introducing myself.....dont make fun of me because my forwars slash doesnt work...lol got kicked outa school but i wasnt a fool got adopted at eleven favorite number is seven im 100 pounds and 5 foot 2 freestylin rhymes is what i do im native and irish dont drink like a fish i may smoke weed but i dont touch speed i dont read books but i got the looks im sexy as hell and my rhymes will sell im misfit_shorty thats who i be well i hate fakers and i cant stand fakers i drink ice tea ya i know you love me misfit_shorty comin your way listen up, i got lots to say straight outa picton ya i live for fun i look thirteen and im causin a scene i aint ill,im just sick now make it public misfit_shorty thats who i be im small and im white never flown a kite just a small town girl here to rock your world just give me a chance i can make you dance cause im misfit_shorty and thats who i be

08-29-2006, 05:23 PM	#235 (permalink)
misfit_shorty Groupie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: canada Posts: 9	thats not nice give me a ****in break at least my rhymes aint fake all i am is being me so shut your mouth and listen to me

08-29-2006, 07:22 PM	#239 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	lolz you can't spell n00b, you're only saying that sh*t 'cause you haven't ever seen a boob, so take a seat and listen well, then we'll all get along oh so swell, __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

08-28-2006, 12:37 PM	#232 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	ive got that little red button at the edge of my fingertips/ you can call me harry truman cuz i dont start it but ill finish $hit/ yall niggaz gettin frostbite from the cold war that im wagin/ who youre facin/ im someone youll never forget until your days end/its an all out assault/ youll get jolted until youve folded/ dont be reppin the techniques from the classes that im enrolled in/ its the school of hard knocks with a prerequisite of pain/dont hurt your brain/ tryin to come up with some rhymes that arent so lame/ i know that you aint too bright/ it seems youre lackin in the cabeza/ dont let me phase ya/ the special ed classes these days would amaze ya/ youre soundin just like yoda "i try to rap but smart im not"/ you claim to have some skills but all your last verses flopped/ your rhymes are all talk and no action/ and it seems to cause a chain reaction/ cuz all the motherf**kers that are up here frontin/ take the dicks out your mouth before you try to spit somethin/

08-29-2006, 05:50 PM	#237 (permalink)
misfit_shorty Groupie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: canada Posts: 9	so the other day i was walking down the street this wigga was lookin like he wanted to speak but i looked away and walked on by that f****er looked like he wanted to cry if you dont like what i got to say just turn around and walk away i dont care what you think about me to me youre just the size of a flea

08-29-2006, 06:57 PM	#238 (permalink)
misfit_shorty Groupie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: canada Posts: 9	im waitin for you to answer back but i guess you wont coz your rhymes is wack im new in the game but its all the same gimme somthin to read common man,pick up the speed

08-29-2006, 10:14 PM	#240 (permalink)
misfit_shorty Groupie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: canada Posts: 9	i guarantee i've seen more boobs than you cause i've got a girlfriend and i own two there sittin on my chest and they're the best and you'll never see them 'cause you're a him!! (at least i think your a him...let me know if im wrong)..lol