Rap Battle

todders. · 03-05-2013, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

For kzooyoung1:

You'd better watch out who you're calling into battle,
I'll brand your fat ass and herd you like cattle,
You're talkin to the Murder Junkie the MB pimp,
comin at me with your weak rhymes I'm gonna make you my gimp,
you chimp you know that I'm a boyfriend of your mother's,
I'm so fukkin old I spawned your sisters and your brothers,
My flow comes down like a typhoon,
Your mammas hairy triangle looks like an axe wound,
She always wants to f*ck me cuz I'm famous,
So I f*cked away the membrane between her pussy and her anus,
her hunger is compulsive for the pole,
when I knocked her up with you, you were delivered out her as*hole ( * )
You had better think again before you mess with a veteran,
come at me with a rhyme and I'll school your ass again

I have never done one of these rap battles before.............................
because I clearly PWN!!!!

sorry did i forget to mention my mum is 64 and claiming pention!

Little_Mz · 04-05-2013, 07:57 PM

That's hella dope bro u got skills but I'm pretty sure I'm better then that son!! Lmao when I. Get on stage thy be like wtf boo get off da stage when I open my mouth thy jaws drop in shock leave e'm wanting more right haha thy be wanting a on core every day I'm be on da **** like two chains

or wezzy baby!! YMCMB

ill be touring every day no need for paper be rapping free style you think u can beat this com'on bro bring it on any where any time of day!! Peace and love LIttle_Mz every day just REMEBER THE NAME

Little_Mz · 04-05-2013, 08:07 PM

That's hella dope bro u got skills but I'm pretty sure I'm better then that son!! Lmao when I. Get on stage thy be like wtf boo get off da stage when I open my mouth thy jaws drop in shock leave e'm wanting more right haha thy be wanting a on core every day I'm be on da **** like two chains

or wezzy baby!! YMCMB

ill be touring every day no need for paper be rapping free style you think u can beat this com'on bro bring it on any where any time of day!! Peace and love LIttle_Mz every day just REMEBER THE NAME

ThePhanastasio · 04-05-2013, 11:48 PM

Little MZ thinks he's high class,
but when it comes down to it,
he's just a broke ass.
Another mother ****er think he rhymes like a boss,
but when he spits his references,
**** always gets lost.
In translation
Trying to be a sensation
But his flow like menstruation
It hurts.
And it's messy.
**** spurts and and wrecks
And usurps
Other ****ty rhymes
That flow double-time
**** that flows, not sublime
But depressing.
Spit some real ****,
Don't just steal ****,
Acting like you feel ****
But you're cold.
Colder than the ice that you wear 'round your neck
Trying to sound real, but you got no respect
From your peers, man.
And your debts, yours arrears, man
Take in the rear can
Cause you're weak.
Weaker than Starbucks double macchiato
Hiding behind all that lame false bravado
Take a seat.
Learn your place, shut your face
Phanastasio's here,
And she's stealing your place.

ThePhanastasio · 04-15-2013, 11:34 PM

Damn son. Either I just won a rap battle, or someone is a ****ing pussy.

lee22cj · 08-20-2013, 08:05 PM

nice

Bigger L.J · 09-19-2013, 08:55 AM

plea say ain't going to rap again plea

ilovemusicxxx · 09-19-2013, 10:27 AM

Im the **** nigga
im the nigga
play wit me nigga
ain't not jokes nigga
bang bang your face just got a face lift
ur mama saw me she asked for dat big D!

04-05-2013, 11:48 PM	#34 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Little MZ thinks he's high class, but when it comes down to it, he's just a broke ass. Another mother **er think he rhymes like a boss, but when he spits his references, always gets lost. In translation Trying to be a sensation But his flow like menstruation It hurts. And it's messy. spurts and and wrecks And usurps Other ty rhymes That flow double-time that flows, not sublime But depressing. Spit some real , Don't just steal , Acting like you feel ** But you're cold. Colder than the ice that you wear 'round your neck Trying to sound real, but you got no respect From your peers, man. And your debts, yours arrears, man Take in the rear can Cause you're weak. Weaker than Starbucks double macchiato Hiding behind all that lame false bravado Take a seat. Learn your place, shut your face Phanastasio's here, And she's stealing your place. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

04-15-2013, 11:34 PM	#35 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	Damn son. Either I just won a rap battle, or someone is a ****ing pussy. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

04-05-2013, 07:57 PM	#32 (permalink)
Little_Mz Groupie Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 2	That's hella dope bro u got skills but I'm pretty sure I'm better then that son!! Lmao when I. Get on stage thy be like wtf boo get off da stage when I open my mouth thy jaws drop in shock leave e'm wanting more right haha thy be wanting a on core every day I'm be on da **** like two chains or wezzy baby!! YMCMB ill be touring every day no need for paper be rapping free style you think u can beat this com'on bro bring it on any where any time of day!! Peace and love LIttle_Mz every day just REMEBER THE NAME

04-05-2013, 08:07 PM	#33 (permalink)
Little_Mz Groupie Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 2	That's hella dope bro u got skills but I'm pretty sure I'm better then that son!! Lmao when I. Get on stage thy be like wtf boo get off da stage when I open my mouth thy jaws drop in shock leave e'm wanting more right haha thy be wanting a on core every day I'm be on da **** like two chains or wezzy baby!! YMCMB ill be touring every day no need for paper be rapping free style you think u can beat this com'on bro bring it on any where any time of day!! Peace and love LIttle_Mz every day just REMEBER THE NAME

08-20-2013, 08:05 PM	#36 (permalink)
lee22cj Groupie Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1	nice

09-19-2013, 08:55 AM	#37 (permalink)
Bigger L.J Groupie Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: In S.A bitches Posts: 1	plea say ain't going to rap again plea

09-19-2013, 10:27 AM	#38 (permalink)
ilovemusicxxx Groupie Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2	Im the **** nigga im the nigga play wit me nigga ain't not jokes nigga bang bang your face just got a face lift ur mama saw me she asked for dat big D!