getting_there

Breakyourback Mountain
© GT 2006

1.)
John and Delmar had something going
Up on Breakyourback Mountain
Once or twice a year.
Such a long time from fishing to hunting
So they both got married
But they certainly-- found it queer.

Ch)
Don’t go up to Breakyourback Mountain
If you think---- this a crime
You might find John alone with Delmar
While they’re ringing each others’ chimes
They have no use for the shep-herding
Just wanna be alone-- all the time !!!!

2.)
Next thing you know they’ve each had children
And learned to fool the
Faithful spouse
As time passed quickly, in Boise ‘n Texas
They wrote some lovin’ notes
When they could leave the house

Ch)
Don’t go up to Breakyourback Mountain
If you think---- this a crime
You might find John alone with Delmar
While they’re ringing each others’ chimes
They have no use for the shep-herding
Just wanna be alone-- all the time !!!!

3.)
Jack’s wife Alice, had suspicions
Wrote a note, and left it
On a hook.
He came home fishless, said he ate them
And his wife’s sweet note was
How his goose was cooked

4.)
In the meantime Delmar’s Vikki
Had to deal with
When Delmar died
He was severely beaten by the ‘phobics
Who had spotted
His special stride

Ch)
Don’t go up to Breakyourback Mountain
Unless you’re ready, for a cry
You might find John, spreading Delmar’s ashes
Where they used to-- ring their chimes