After listening to I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in Your Yearbook's demo about 5 times in a row I wrote some haikus about cannibalism. Looking back, they all are pretty bad, but since they are haikus about cannibalism they automatically are awesome. This is one of the better ones, but its still pretty horrible.
Untitled 1 Consuming the flesh So wrong, but it tastes so right Of another man All of them also seemed to have homosexual undertones for some reason. I challenge everyone to submit their best haikus about caniibalism. I'll try and write a good one, too. |
Giving A Whole New Meaning To 'Bloody Mary'
Neighbour in blender Grind up organs, bones and teeth Better than corned beef |
Maybe More Vampiric Than Cannilbalistic
Emphatic love bite Carotic artery kiss Whets the appetite |
I'd like to point out -
You ripped all your insulting, Crass haikus off me! |
Oh really, then why are mine so much better?
Like holy vomit Your haikus all improve with Regurgitation |
Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you Suckin' my dick, lawlz. |
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I regret looking at this thread |
Three and two and three...
You don't even know what a Haiku is, do you? |
Shat Myself To Death
Many Torn intestines, From 10 stories high and low Meeting undertow |
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*puts on a jacket* |
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Ah, So What Comes Out Of Our Mouths Is Only What Ben Put In If so, when you talk Do you bleat like goats or sheep? They best know your meat. (Yeah, bestial Haiku battle!) |
At least my country
Doesn't have to import close To all of its food. |
That's obvious from
Your rapidly expanding Waistlines. M I RITE? |
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hahahahaha, hohohohohohoho, lol, I laughed out loud. |
I do not condone
The obese, in fact it's more Obscene than ever. |
wow these forums are worthless
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I can't write poetry at all, and certainly not haikus, but here's something that popped into my head this morning when I was still half asleep.
The WTO’s Plot to Propagate and Distribute Mass Propaganda in Order to Deceive the Masses into Supporting their Agenda of Murder, Unilateralism, and Plutocracy Business men sit Like crooked golden teeth in A decaying mouth |
This thread should really just be the haiku thread now.
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^ That was off topic,
you have to speak like daleks, when you post in here. |
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