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Alexander the Grape 05-06-2007 12:28 AM

After listening to I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in Your Yearbook's demo about 5 times in a row I wrote some haikus about cannibalism. Looking back, they all are pretty bad, but since they are haikus about cannibalism they automatically are awesome. This is one of the better ones, but its still pretty horrible.

Untitled 1

Consuming the flesh
So wrong, but it tastes so right
Of another man

All of them also seemed to have homosexual undertones for some reason.
I challenge everyone to submit their best haikus about caniibalism. I'll try and write a good one, too.

DontRunMeOver 05-06-2007 06:58 AM

Giving A Whole New Meaning To 'Bloody Mary'

Neighbour in blender
Grind up organs, bones and teeth
Better than corned beef

DontRunMeOver 05-06-2007 07:03 AM

Maybe More Vampiric Than Cannilbalistic

Emphatic love bite
Carotic artery kiss
Whets the appetite

A_Perfect_Sonnet 05-07-2007 09:36 AM

I'd like to point out -
You ripped all your insulting,
Crass haikus off me!

DontRunMeOver 05-07-2007 12:19 PM

Oh really, then why are mine so much better?

Like holy vomit
Your haikus all improve with
Regurgitation

A_Perfect_Sonnet 05-07-2007 06:30 PM

Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you
Suckin' my dick, lawlz.

atthedayofwhales 05-07-2007 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet (Post 365114)
Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you
Suckin' my dick, lawlz.

wtf

I regret
looking
at this thread

A_Perfect_Sonnet 05-07-2007 07:50 PM

Three and two and three...
You don't even know what a
Haiku is, do you?

bardonodude 05-07-2007 07:50 PM

Shat Myself To Death

Many Torn intestines,
From 10 stories high and low
Meeting undertow

bardonodude 05-07-2007 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alo (Post 352812)
Vitamins

The ironic twist of fate on a slippery road
Just for once I would
like to get to know you too
Car crash ruined it
Blah.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, this made me crack

atthedayofwhales 05-07-2007 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet (Post 365142)
Three and two and three...
You don't even know what a
Haiku is, do you?

Oh, damn that was cold; icy
*puts on a jacket*

DontRunMeOver 05-08-2007 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet (Post 365114)
Imitation is...
The most sincere form of you
Suckin' my dick, lawlz.


Ah, So What Comes Out Of Our Mouths Is Only What Ben Put In
If so, when you talk
Do you bleat like goats or sheep?
They best know your meat.


(Yeah, bestial Haiku battle!)

A_Perfect_Sonnet 05-08-2007 08:49 AM

At least my country
Doesn't have to import close
To all of its food.

DontRunMeOver 05-08-2007 11:02 AM

That's obvious from
Your rapidly expanding
Waistlines. M I RITE?

right-track 05-08-2007 11:13 AM

^
hahahahaha,
hohohohohohoho,
lol, I laughed out loud.

A_Perfect_Sonnet 05-08-2007 01:08 PM

I do not condone
The obese, in fact it's more
Obscene than ever.

enemyat_thesix 05-08-2007 10:23 PM

wow these forums are worthless

Alexander the Grape 05-10-2007 04:51 PM

I can't write poetry at all, and certainly not haikus, but here's something that popped into my head this morning when I was still half asleep.

The WTO’s Plot to Propagate and Distribute Mass Propaganda in Order to Deceive the Masses into Supporting their Agenda of Murder, Unilateralism, and Plutocracy
Business men sit
Like crooked golden teeth in
A decaying mouth

sleepy jack 05-10-2007 05:05 PM

This thread should really just be the haiku thread now.

right-track 05-10-2007 05:31 PM

^ That was off topic,
you have to speak like daleks,
when you post in here.


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