Urban Hat€monger ?

Or you could just say 'Thanks for your help but that's not what i'm after'

You complain when people don't help you and when they try to this is what they get in return. Anymore of this and i'm closing the thread.

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DontRunMeOver

Ok, here are topics to stop you whining.

1. The eyes of potatoes are not actually eyes, they are instead cameras installed by a race of underground creatures commonly mistaken for moles. So far the underground creatures have learned a lot about supermarkets, kitchens and Ireland. Chips were originally invented to beat the creatures at their dastardly game, but this original reason has since been forgotten.

2. A young man grew an e-penis. This was a second penis, which appeared as a hologram just above his original penis. It didn't have any physical substance, he couldn't use it for excretory or sexual purposes as it was just a phallic bundle of light but it remained there nevertheless, hanging out of his trousers and offending passers by.

3. A school teacher in Sudan allowed her pupils to name their class teddy bear 'Muhammed'. The teacher was tried for her offences against religion and sentenced to 40 lashes. Just as the lashmaster general was preparing the first crack of his long whippy appendage Big Blue Lord Krishna descended from above, landed with a flash of light and a great thud and smote the lashman with has Big Blue Lingham Of Doom.

4. If you eat the right cheeses in the right order you can commune with the dead and if you get it perfect they can give you fantastic betting advice.

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TheBig3

Jesus, I knew the west coast is bad but I didn't know it was this bad. He didn't tell you how to write, which I'm guessing he probably should have done anyway but he told you how to derive your own topics from your life.

Since thats apparently not good enough let me ask you a question. Anytime you need a concept are you going to hop on a message board you haven't been perma banned from and be a complete **** until someone gives you something or do you have it in you to come up with something?

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.

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fool on the hill

Ages ago, back when I was into prog rock, I wrote and recorded a horribly pretentious 30 minute long, 10 section adaptation of The Odyssey.

Looking back now, it was pure cheese, though I poured my heart and soul into it at the time...

~ josh

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right-track

From a person who has already been banned twice lately, your lack of humility is stunning.
Your attitude to other members who use these boards is both rude and unacceptable.

The post quoted is not the only one you've made recently in the same aggressive and obnoxious tone.

It was myself that banned you previously, so I'm going to take this personally as a complete lack of respect.
You've been pm'd and banned due to your past behaviour and still you persist.
Consider this your absolute final warning.
Please post with more consideration, or you will be banned indefinitely.

N*S*G

What is with everyone just rushing in here just now?

God I hate this place.

I won't respond to individual posts because I don't care enough to argue with people I don't respect.


Ok, since you need the explanation, here it is.

I started this thread just to read concepts people came up with... that didn't work out very well. I told him to go, he wouldn't leave. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

This getting through to you? I don't actually care about what you post just as long as you posted it. Like I said, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!

YOU (yes you) think I came here because I desperately needed your genius so I could make millions off of your brilliant song ideas. What I really came here for was curiosity. I hate your taste in music, you would be the LAST people I would ask if I ever found myself unable to write. Maybe I was not clear enough before, but you really need to get off your high horse.


I write for a living. If I needed other people's help, I would not be a writer!

WHY DIDN'T YOU ALREADY!? This has been off-topic from the second post.

So, when people are randomly insulting me, it is a good thread, and when I reply it is a bad one? Nice job.

right-track

And here's me thinking the opposite applied...funny that.

N*S*G

This place is full of tossers, however it is the most mature music forum I have been too... and that isn't saying much.

Whatever, if you want to fight, I know your LastFM name.

right-track

...AND!

Seriously, stop being a nob and post sensibly.
Whether you stay or not, is up to you.

N*S*G

Ok, lets make a deal. You get your kiddies to act sensibly towards me, and I will be nice to them.