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Old 02-18-2008, 04:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just keep showering
I'm going to use the toilet
Just keep showering
I'm going to use the toilet

A number one and a number two
I'll just be here a minute or two
So don't pull the shower curtain back
When I'm wiping my bum unless you want to see that

And when I
Flush
Flush
Flush
The water might get hot
Just hush
Hush
Hush your screaming
And turn the shower power off
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When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?

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Old 02-18-2008, 04:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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There is only one way to say this. WHAT THE ****?

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Old 02-19-2008, 03:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm just brave enough to discuss real issues and you can't handle it.
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I must admit, I did laugh.
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Old 02-21-2008, 03:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This reads like the lyrics to a really, really, really, really bad NOFX song. So, like "I Gotta Pee." Or something like that.
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