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Old 03-21-2008, 09:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
They call me Tundra Boy
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Default Little Biscuits

Little biscuits
Cheese flavoured
Your gentle taste
I always savour

I have no pockets
To carry them when walking
So I carefully insert each one
Between my shaft and foreskin

If you see me
Reaching down
Cup my fist
Then reach towards my mouth

Flecks of food and pubes
Appear among my teeth
I've just grabbed myself
Some extra salty treats

Carrying food inside my dong
Keeps me happy all day long

If you're feeling
Kind of peckish
Then feel free
To go down there yourself

But be careful
As you fumble
For it hurts me
If the biscuits crumble

Carrying food inside my dong
Keeps me happy all day long
Originally Posted by Katyppfan View Post
When Pete plays it is 100% live , your music if that's what you call it doesn't sound so good either? so you can't really critercize can you ?
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This is delightfully horrific.
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats amazing
Looking to buy a trumpet msg if you got one
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