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Janszoon 02-25-2009 10:35 AM

Futon
 
Futon
I have one
my cat
is lying on it
at this very moment

I sit on it
usually only
when I am watching TV
which is generally
only in the evenings
sometimes
I even fall asleep on it

When friends
come to visit
we fold it down
so they can sleep on it

Oh
by the way
I have to do a little bit
of grocery shopping
later on
today
does anybody
need anything at the store?

TheBig3 02-25-2009 10:58 AM

Eggs, Milk, and Peanut Butter. Swing by the Cumberland farms would ya?

Janszoon 02-25-2009 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 602897)
Eggs, Milk, and Peanut Butter. Swing by the Cumberland farms would ya?

I think the nearest Cumberland Farms is about 3,000 miles from here but if I get a chance I'll swing by there. Do you want to sample some of their sweet new Cumby's brand products?

Janszoon 02-25-2009 11:03 AM

A Brand New Poem

Update
my cat is no
longer
sleeping on the futon
she moved
to a chair

Urban Hat€monger ? 02-25-2009 11:09 AM

I was moved to tears it was so good.

Someone invite deep_and_depressing & darkcornerinthecloset in here , they might learn something & stop clogging up this forum with all their cliched teen angst shit.

WWWP 02-25-2009 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 602902)
A Brand New Poem

Update
my cat is no
longer
sleeping on the futon
she moved
to a chair

I laughed so hard at this.

Schizotypic 02-25-2009 03:24 PM

This is the most beautiful poetry I have ever read, ever. You make Robert Frost's work look like a kindergarden picture on the refrigerator.

Somewhat_Damaged 02-25-2009 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 602936)
I laughed so hard at this.

ya....Thats f#$kin funny

ixtlan22 02-25-2009 03:33 PM

It's.... beautiful.

Janszoon 02-26-2009 09:57 AM

Oh Big3

Oh Big3
I forgot to mention
I picked
up
the groceries
you wanted
yesterday
Cumberland Farms
was closed
so I stopped at Tedeschi's instead
I hope
that's okay with you

I left
them on the counter
and forgot
to tell you they were there
so if
you didn't
put them away yesterday
you should probably
throw
the eggs and milk
out


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