Can someone help this guy out?

You were the one asking for advice, you dunce, not me. If you already had your mind made up, then why come pollute our forum with your self-promotion? Oh, that's right, because you think some of us will actually care about your band.

I might've cared if you weren't canning a fun guitarist.

This has been exhausting.

I wanted you to go listen again because it is a joke. It's a comedy routine.

I played all of the instruments.

That was me talking to me on that clip.

I am Willy and Bart. I am the whole band. It is funny. I didn't think it was heavily cloaked.

Thanks for taking my side in regards to the guitar playing, though. I was really being rude to me.

Um... is this something you do on a normal basis over the internet?
Because if so...
omfg.

Yes. I write songs for the internet.

troll alert?

I put time and effort into what I do. I don't just show up on a forum and write nasty stuff and call people names. I came here to make you laugh.

eh....well you should post in a bit more than this thread, otherwise the mods'll can your ass

When I stumbled on the MB, I thought to myself. "I am musicbanter." This seems like the perfect place for me. I hope in can be.

I mean no harm, and I will participate where and when I choose as long as I am allowed.

I knew it sounded scripted <_<

Nice work.