Lyrics to be sung in the key of suck
 

Hey bitch, I'll smack you up/

Because I drink my beer from a giant cup/

Just feelin' in my soul, those walls are closin in like a fallin' big man eatin a happy meal/

I miss you girl cause you were my girl who I loved in my pain through my pain/

Livin' life large like i'm on a big barge and a big peice of the truth that you can't handle/

Oh oh, I love you (x25)

I have so many problems but you make it better when I see you face/

The mirror is reflecting my pain and anguish without a trace/

Oh my girl you are my love who is my girl cause you had your own phone that'd we'd make fake phones and be sellin' on tha streets when an East side fool is up in your face I protect you in the Morning Sun because the moon is your face/

My soul is callin' for the reflection of your eyes like a big prize in the skies over Paris







more later

^Can anyone play?

Check me out,
I'm a lyrical genius,
The size of my IQ is the size of my penis...

...in millimetres! X100

*with apologies to tanner99

Of course! But I don't think we'll ever top these wonderful lyrics.

I had no idea he'd done others.

Well at least he's consistent.

i ****in hate you guys

We're just giving you a hard time. Every songwriter starts with lemons, you guys would laugh your asses off at some of the stuff I used to write. Cred to you for having the guts to share, one day I'm sure you'll be fantastic.

Go write a song about dismembering them.

i thought my lyrics were alright. but apparently they suck. i feel unmotivated now.

You won't get gold if you don't keep writing. Gold like this:


We were makin' bacon/
It was a one night stand/

But your eyes were like no mans land/
Cause' your beautifu like the sun is blue/

The sun is blue cause I love you (x100)

Oh the stars are like heavens in your face/
Like a without a trace/

In my moon is a home for you/
Insert it up the crater/

Like a darkness over the clouds/
Just sit there cause I love you

Your my blue moon sun cause you look like a moon/
Stars in heaven are blowin' balloons/

But we don't need them/
Cause you're blowin' me

Cause you're blowin' me (x25)

Solo

Fade Out

Fade In

Solo

Repeat first verse

Fade Out

It's ok little buddy, where your lyrical ability to give us joy has failed... Your inability has not.
You have made us smile and laugh at your expense.
That is truly a great sacrifice.
You should be proud.