Rawest rap battles thread

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2011, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surell

Yeah you unleashed the Titan when i rattled off my RS

Nice. What's an "RS" though?

Surell · 06-12-2011, 09:26 AM

My real name is Tristan and when i go ham i let go of the R and S to create Titan.

Dr_Rez · 06-12-2011, 02:31 PM

SURELLLL where the **** you been brotha?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-15-2011, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surell

Matious rhymes monotonous like Billy Crudup
Y'all bastards starvin, i'm steady gettin my food up
I'll getcha bitch's mood up like Xanax
Wailin on you whiners like Widespread Panic
Or slap you with Treefingers cuz i'm the King of Limbs
Getcha stretchin like Freddy, no homo sapien
But really i'm an animal like Grizzly Bear
Teeth'll leave you tore up like staplin paper
But y'all sweet like fizzy pears
No homo but i'ma raper
I'll putcha to sleep with my Southern chop
and, boy, you're screwed
Yeah kid, i'm tryna get my rude up
Mild mannered white boy get an attitude up
You created this monster when you asked for a battle
Yeah you unleashed the Titan when i rattled off my RS

When I hear your noise comin' south
Its muffled by yo Momma's mouth
On your dick, she makes it quick
Back in the kitchen bitch!

Here come the tears, I'm making you scared
A chick flippin' you off,
Getting you soft,
While you get off - World of Warcraft!

Virtual worlds like virtual girls,
Come over here and lick my pearls.
Feel good to be owned by a girl,
Nerd-alert - your face makes me HURL.

Clip on your pens and pencils,
Clear your tonsils,
Troubles here to stay
Haters gonna hate

Hold your britches
I'll give you more stitches
Tell me to show my tits
And I'll jump on your dick with bricks.

Time to sum up, not give up
Give you time out of Cherry Farm
To spit up and trip up on my words
Jack off the hairy bird.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-19-2011, 12:16 AM

I spit "S" for slash, "S" for shoot, "S" for stabbin' him. I be S'n 'em like an instrumental Metallica album. So f*ck battlin'. You'd be better off playin' Russian roulette with a fully loaded magnum, while 2 shotguns are pointed point blank at your abdomen.

'Cuz you could never reach my level dawg, this ain't even fair in height. Spit sh*t hot, 212 degrees, watch you vaporize.

I hold a grudge against your nouns dawg, it's a verbal assault whenever I see ya. ’Cuz I don’t give a f*ck about your person, place, things or ideas. That’s why I beat ya. Watch me seize the day, carpe diem. Size 13 Lugz upside your face every time that I see ya.

And f*ck every one of you rappers, you just bring the drama. Same sh*t, different day, just like Bush and Obama.

(Best I can do while drunk)

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-20-2011, 07:34 PM

I don't give a sh*t if your flow is dirty like tap water, 'cuz I slaughter. Straight spit fire in this cyber cypher. I'm a dapper rapper, toe tapper, jaw jacker. Smack your ho around, watch me be a neck snapper when I b*tch slap her. w0rd.

Surell · 06-21-2011, 11:51 AM

Hey Rezz I died for a while. Cool rite?

The thrilla from Manilla
Too much head, grab a pilla
Rappin all filla, yo Frazier i'll KILL YA
Green Bay beastin on your Pittsburgh Steelas
Cocaine whiter than the cast of Stella
Rainin in Blood, bitch grab the umbrella
Treatcha like a queen, red carpet for Priscilla
I'm Atilla eatin bland rappers like Vanilla

But here comes SS stompin through Russian cold
Shotgun's rusty, dawg your shit's old
Ride the lightning, springtime's come
Iron rhymes heavier than the Metallica you hum
Watch me cum all over you, what're you 5'9"?
Step to the six foot, seven foot, growin up fine
Eatin the flesh of dying rappers, no veggies for me
Doin damage with a little hit, like Bruce Lee

Sparky · 06-26-2011, 03:18 PM

aight we need to get this thread back on track yikes

yo my name is matious
drink a lotta ron diaz
not trying to be facetious
but i have sex with camerion diaz
every day

Surell
your dirty
boi get some purell
your a cheesehead?
probably in bed with ed ed
and eddy
spaghetti
mamma mia!

newmen · 06-27-2011, 01:24 PM

yo ****s startin to get serious
but you aint heard the first verse
your **** was ****in old
even before it was told
i got slick rap kungfu
time to bitch slap you
punk watch your tounge
unless your looking for some
i could kick your ass
cause im like lighting
my rhymes come so fast
i can take anything you got
wont get passed me block
take off my shoes
kick you with my socks
take you down with a chop
from my cock
you simply aint worth my while
I know iron armor to tiger style
nobody better dont you see?
im jackie chan with abit o bruce lee

Dr.Seussicide · 06-27-2011, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious

aight we need to get this thread back on track yikes

yo my name is matious
drink a lotta ron diaz
not trying to be facetious
but i have sex with camerion diaz
every day

Surell
your dirty
boi get some purell
your a cheesehead?
probably in bed with ed ed
and eddy
spaghetti
mamma mia!

Goodness gracious, matious, that hole in your ass is spacious.
Large enough for spaceships, and I've had enough of your gay spits.
So firstly I'mma say this, you play big but your rhymes are shittier than a stained dick.
So why you don't take this, it's modeled verse, for you to hang on your wall and frame bitch.
I'll strangle you and blame kids, wrangle you until you face it:
That I am unimaginably the greatest.
Your next verse? Save it. It's hard to put pen to paper when your grave's fixed.

06-12-2011, 02:31 PM	#53 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	SURELLLL where the **** you been brotha? __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

06-27-2011, 01:24 PM	#59 (permalink)
newmen Groupie Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 46	yo **s startin to get serious but you aint heard the first verse your was *in old even before it was told i got slick rap kungfu time to bitch slap you punk watch your tounge unless your looking for some i could kick your ass cause im like lighting my rhymes come so fast i can take anything you got wont get passed me block take off my shoes kick you with my socks take you down with a chop from my cock you simply aint worth my while I know iron armor to tiger style nobody better dont you see? im jackie chan with abit o bruce lee Last edited by newmen; 06-27-2011 at 01:30 PM.*

06-19-2011, 12:16 AM	#55 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I spit "S" for slash, "S" for shoot, "S" for stabbin' him. I be S'n 'em like an instrumental Metallica album. So fck battlin'. You'd be better off playin' Russian roulette with a fully loaded magnum, while 2 shotguns are pointed point blank at your abdomen. 'Cuz you could never reach my level dawg, this ain't even fair in height. Spit sht hot, 212 degrees, watch you vaporize. I hold a grudge against your nouns dawg, it's a verbal assault whenever I see ya. ’Cuz I don’t give a fck about your person, place, things or ideas. That’s why I beat ya. Watch me seize the day, carpe diem. Size 13 Lugz upside your face every time that I see ya. And fck every one of you rappers, you just bring the drama. Same sh*t, different day, just like Bush and Obama. (Best I can do while drunk)

06-20-2011, 07:34 PM	#56 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I don't give a sht if your flow is dirty like tap water, 'cuz I slaughter. Straight spit fire in this cyber cypher. I'm a dapper rapper, toe tapper, jaw jacker. Smack your ho around, watch me be a neck snapper when I btch slap her. w0rd.

06-26-2011, 03:18 PM	#58 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	aight we need to get this thread back on track yikes yo my name is matious drink a lotta ron diaz not trying to be facetious but i have sex with camerion diaz every day Surell your dirty boi get some purell your a cheesehead? probably in bed with ed ed and eddy spaghetti mamma mia!