Rawest rap battles thread

Surell · 06-29-2011, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious

aight we need to get this thread back on track yikes

yo my name is matious
drink a lotta ron diaz
not trying to be facetious
but i have sex with camerion diaz
every day

Surell
your dirty
boi get some purell
your a cheesehead?
probably in bed with ed ed
and eddy
spaghetti
mamma mia!

Mamma mia, Mario?
I'm bout to go Bowser on your browser
Cameron Diaz? You could never arouse her!
Talkin like you plowed her!
Lemme kill ya and send you to Vanilla's sky
She'll jump on your cheese head with bricks
Oooo that's sick! Ciao sir.

Seussicide, did i hear you talk of graves?
I slam you with the spade and bury you with it, knave
All the rave, hit you with more lasers than the Enclave
Sniper rounds drop like slanted rain
Leavin your brains on the pavement
Stave off you rappin zombies tryna get brain
But y'all cats rappin super Stoopid like Gucci Mane
So pop a few pills while i bring you the Max Payne

Sparky · 06-29-2011, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surell

Mamma mia, Mario?
I'm bout to go Bowser on your browser
Cameron Diaz? You could never arouse her!
Talkin like you plowed her!
Lemme kill ya and send you to Vanilla's sky
She'll jump on your cheese head with bricks
Oooo that's sick! Ciao sir.

Seussicide, did i hear you talk of graves?
I slam you with the spade and bury you with it, knave
All the rave, hit you with more lasers than the Enclave
Sniper rounds drop like slanted rain
Leavin your brains on the pavement
Stave off you rappin zombies tryna get brain
But y'all cats rappin super Stoopid like Gucci Mane
So pop a few pills while i bring you the Max Payne

Nice one

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-10-2011, 12:10 AM

F*ck your lyrics, your sh*t is paper-thin, I be rippin' it.
Your style has AIDs, that why the DJ's needles be skippin' it.

I'm beyond human. F*ck this Superman Blood, you wanna fight?
I'll rip the S off your chest, 'cuz I'm the motherf*ckin' Crip tonight.

One liners FTW.

DARKRonnoc · 07-10-2011, 05:50 PM

Wow, **** is going down here.

We had a recorded rap battle at school, it wasn't amazing, but what made the video is that a random person in the crowd bent over and vomited from laughing so hard.....good times

Sparky · 07-10-2011, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oojay

F*ck your lyrics, your sh*t is paper-thin, I be rippin' it.
Your style has AIDs, that why the DJ's needles be skippin' it.

I'm beyond human. F*ck this Superman Blood, you wanna fight?
I'll rip the S off your chest, 'cuz I'm the motherf*ckin' Crip tonight.

One liners FTW.

Oojay's line's so weak
i gotta snort 10 of em
but keep it discreet
im a strugglin addict

**Janszoon** · 07-10-2011, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DARKRonnoc

We had a recorded rap battle at school, it wasn't amazing, but what made the video is that a random person in the crowd bent over and vomited from laughing so hard.....good times

~~Dirty~~ · 07-10-2011, 09:17 PM

Back from a ban to attack your whole clan
Dirty brings the flavor you lack, your rhymes are bland
Bring shots, I send mad bullets through your squad
Spent time in the hole, locked up by the mods
Recently released, jail time wasn't workin
gave me mad time though, spent it drinkin and jerkin

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-10-2011, 10:40 PM

After what I've been through, there's nothing you could do to make my life worse. 'Cuz since diapers I've been cursed to only kick a tight verse. And at this point in time, not even the deadliest line could suffice to make this life work. 'Cuz 10 times a trillion is what my tightest rhyme's worth. The time it takes to write a line is what my life's worth. 'Cuz my life's work is to bust MC's when I spit a tight verse. Kick it in to reverse. Watch the reverb hit you in the mouth and make your teeth hurt. Watch the smallest speakers make my speech hurt and revert back to the track that makes my cap burst at your whack verse. I smash birds. Fly away, seein' white like I was Casper. Watch me impregnate your mom and then disown you like a bastard. 'Cuz I rhyme hard, leave your throat punched out like a time card. I've got seeds that could beat you, 'cuz I farm hard in this barnyard.

Surell · 07-21-2011, 05:25 PM

Keep an ear to the street, the other to the beats
Keep my T Sweet and keep your hand off your meat
Pete & Pete rhymin: your words all look alike
But i'll put groove in your heart like the Rapper's Deelite
OG CG, criminal backgrounds on a green screen
But i'm the Grinch on the set, so i'ma dip with my guacamole
Yeah that was corny, but my rhymes is still holy
I'm a Wu Tang disciple so your set can roly poly
Holy Canolli! Mafioso cats homey
Like the ones Dr. Seuss painted when he owed me
Versailles just stole me for being too green
So you ugly motherfuckers just wait till i'm free.

Howard the Duck · 07-22-2011, 06:48 AM

this old man
he played cock
he played knick-knack
on my dog
with a knick-knack, paddy whack
he gave the dog a boner
this old man came streaming home

07-10-2011, 12:10 AM	#63 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	Fck your lyrics, your sht is paper-thin, I be rippin' it. Your style has AIDs, that why the DJ's needles be skippin' it. I'm beyond human. Fck this Superman Blood, you wanna fight? I'll rip the S off your chest, 'cuz I'm the motherfckin' Crip tonight. One liners FTW.

07-10-2011, 05:50 PM	#64 (permalink)
DARKRonnoc Groupie Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 9	Wow, **** is going down here. We had a recorded rap battle at school, it wasn't amazing, but what made the video is that a random person in the crowd bent over and vomited from laughing so hard.....good times

07-10-2011, 09:17 PM	#67 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Back from a ban to attack your whole clan Dirty brings the flavor you lack, your rhymes are bland Bring shots, I send mad bullets through your squad Spent time in the hole, locked up by the mods Recently released, jail time wasn't workin gave me mad time though, spent it drinkin and jerkin

07-10-2011, 10:40 PM	#68 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	After what I've been through, there's nothing you could do to make my life worse. 'Cuz since diapers I've been cursed to only kick a tight verse. And at this point in time, not even the deadliest line could suffice to make this life work. 'Cuz 10 times a trillion is what my tightest rhyme's worth. The time it takes to write a line is what my life's worth. 'Cuz my life's work is to bust MC's when I spit a tight verse. Kick it in to reverse. Watch the reverb hit you in the mouth and make your teeth hurt. Watch the smallest speakers make my speech hurt and revert back to the track that makes my cap burst at your whack verse. I smash birds. Fly away, seein' white like I was Casper. Watch me impregnate your mom and then disown you like a bastard. 'Cuz I rhyme hard, leave your throat punched out like a time card. I've got seeds that could beat you, 'cuz I farm hard in this barnyard.