My first thread

[Kennymercury]

I've written a poem that I would like to share here it goes:

GO AHEAD
If my son crawls beside me on the couch
With a thumb in his mouth
And asks me why I’m not sleeping with mommy
I’ma tell him, its cuz your mommy’s a bitch and she’s gotta learn to masturbate
And if he tells me that I shouldn’t say those things
Well then ill just tell him go ahead and play with your dick

What I say is real because I know it’s me who’s saying it
This isn’t my mind playing a trick on me with a slip of the wrist
And if a women isn’t self-actualized enough to understand that “she needs to masturbate”
Then I’m no hero to interpret, and when you’re coming of age son, you’ll hear a lot of these bitches claiming that they don’t masturbate.
And if that’s the case, don’t waste your time with women who play your mind
Cuz those women play in the lines, playin’ it safe like their jailed inside
trying not to piss off the warden, but I’m warning you not to fall in the pitfalls
of thes Hallmark-card-talking, Stepford wife walking, gossip-wanting Marilyn-Monroe-larping
bitches who don’t teach themselves the meaning behind the magical masturbation Mecca:
“Self Love”
A woman can be who she wants to be in front of her own company
If she feels like she has the right to be unfiltered then let her be unfiltered with no bounds
Its society that drags her along that guilt trip by her ankles like a hillbilly trailer hitch
And makes her repent
Makes her submit
Women are taught by other women of a more diminutive generation
That men want it sexy, men want it popular, men want a fashionable, extroverted, pretentious health-nut
That the less popular girls in high school envy
And now those type of girls are being manufactured by the plentiful
No more aspiring scientists, existentialists, or C.E.Os in charge on the come-up
Just girls who need to grow up
Self-loving/Independent females are dying cuz either a chick gets leashed to fit in or get attention, or her self-loathing makes her an easy picking
No girl is brave anymore because they don’t dare to be different; they just care to be mentioned
So they carry these descriptions of “well-being” from “queen bitches”,
Who were once added on high school hit-list, but now seen as depictions of “what a guy wants”
Where’s the chivalry you ask?
I’ll tell you my son, it’s hiding up the ass of every single one of these human-dogs who get leashed by pop culture of week, being herded like sheep.

These puppy-pets, who wag their tails at pick-up lines just to pick up guys.

These conniving immoral poodles, who act pretentious when feeling defenseless.

These dalmatian devils and bitch-fit bulldogs, who sick themselves on everyone as they scorn the “being-single” years to come

I should’ve married an angel; I should have sought for my Emily Dickenson
I should have explored the depths for a mermaid in a clam
But now I’m just a statistic of divorce, I’m a fool just like you son
Cuz see, there are still wonderful self-loving women wondering world-wide
Woes me I was too given-up and failed to believe it
And if you give up too son, you’ll be on the couch like me calling your wife a bitch

And if then my son asks why I call my wife a bitch and why he should play with his dick, I’ll simply say:
“If a woman wants to be leashed around by her inferiority, then let that inferiority be her owner. A woman is only as strong as her mind, and her love is as true as she sees it. The wife I want keeps her head up high and her character untamed. But the bitch I’m with always has her head to the ground, and her thoughts conditioned like a slave. So play with your dick son, and learn to love yourself, cuz you can’t love yourself if you don’t masturbate.”

[ladyislingering]

If I were a man, my dick would be forever limp because of this thread.

[Key]

My first thread

And probably your last.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by Ki

And probably your last.

Still reeling from this steaming pile of shit. It's like a 15 year old virgin wrote a poem because he was feeling angsty and his hands were too cold to masturbate. Charles Manson could write a better poem. On acid.

[GuD]

[WWWP]

[Kennymercury]

what didnt you guys like about it ellaborate more please

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Kennymercury

what didnt you guys like about it ellaborate more please

They're obviously turned off by the lack of meter.

[Paul Smeenus]

Originally Posted by Kennymercury

These conniving immoral poodles, who act pretentious when feeling defenseless.

[ribbons]

Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

You'll hear a lot of these llamas claiming that they don't masturbate.