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Old 01-23-2016, 08:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Undead Lich (Parody of Billionaire)

I'm a bit obsessed with liches. I decided I'd turn that obsession into some meager songwriting ability and wrote a parody of Billionaire that I'm actually pretty proud of, considering I'm ADHD and know nothing about songwriting.

There may be lyric sections in the wrong places or the wrong amount of syllables. If I've messed up the flow (with the original) too much then just think of it as a rap instead, when reading it inside your head. Imagine those lyrics like they're sung with passion, a lot of peasants dyin' under slashin'.

I'd make just the best rapper if I didn't have anxiety and asperger's, thus unable to sing.

I want to be an undead Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 10,000 gold reward

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise, yeah-a-a
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an undead Lich


Yeah, I could just make an army appear
I would be the monster that caused all the fear
Block off all the entrances
I’d probably kill everything and everybody
No matter how shoddy
Raid a few villages like ‘Minions, I want that’
And last but not least, make all my victims to go splat
It’s been a couple months since I’ve last had friends
But who needs that when you have undead fiends?


I’d probably take a visit to where the ol’ King lives
Then blow him apart, rip off his limbs
And even if anybody survives
They’ll always remember the monster that took so many lives


Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise, yeah
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an undead Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an undead Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an undead Lich

I could just chill (get it?)
And never go downhill
Then I’d kill some "braves"
Who’ll never see their graves
Then I’ll keep their skeletons
To make some more hellions
But I just don’t have enough knowledge
Can’t get a ‘mancer to acknowledge
So that I can fulfill my only dream
And make anybody scream
Never eating, never resting
You may just think I’m jesting…
But hell no I ain’t
You can do anything without restraint

I want to be an undead Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 10,000 gold reward

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an undead Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an undead Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh

I wanna be an undead Lich so frickin’ bad!
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Old 01-23-2016, 01:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Good lyrics for rap, but where is common rap swearing? xD c'mon when i saw hitch, i really believed you would write bitch
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Old 02-21-2016, 10:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice song man.
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