I'm not sure he would get the sarcasm, there's the risk that he might actually take it as a compliment

They're trying to be too clever. Just be childish dicks so his whole page will be a dumpster fire.

But that'd be even funnier.

No it wouldn't. Hurting his feelings is what's funny.

You're a very uncreative troll.


Can you imagine if you quotes a sarcastic review with a snide remark and puts it on his book like a badge of honor?

Nobody would read it and he'd never know. I might not be creative but I'm far better than you at ****ting on things people care about until they can't take it anymore.

Someone's never played the long con

Someone doesn't have a lust for tears. I can make two generations of that family cry and god damn it I will.

It gets old. Building them up so that you can take them down harder is the bigger high.

It's kept me here for a decade.

Same goes for my thing.

*now cautious*

That's the spirit
True, but you have to be careful that you don't just accidentally only get them up

I wonder how it would make him feel if he knew there were this many people happily planning to make him feel sad including his own daughter. Probably even more sad. I'll be honest it'll make me the happiest if WWWP ends up feeling guilty about all this.

He once choked me out over a misunderstanding while he was drunk and then the next day thought the bruising on my neck was hickeys and so he did it again. Nothing makes me happier than withholding satisfaction from you, Charles.

Yeah okay you're probably good. Seriously though does he have insecure manhood I could exploit or should I come up with something more creative. I don't mind being unoriginal so long as it works.

And now I perhaps understand just a bit why you kept in contact with your step mother. I don't know what all happened with you and her and him and her in your house but I'd probably feel like reaching out for her hand for a bit of comfort and solidarity too even if family politics makes it weird and impossible for anything actually resembling closure.

Ha, yeah I don't talk to her anymore either. She leaves me voice messages such as "I'm sure you're only ignoring me to get written back into the will, I wouldn't blame you" and "Do you need some extra Christmas money? Give me a call and I'll send you some cash," and the sloppy day drunk "None of my children love me" saga. I'm realizing more and more how Stockholm-y our relationship was. Well, more narcissist + golden child manipulation tactics than Stockholm Syndrome, actually but WOOF.

And yes, very fragile masculinity on account of his tiny penis.

I'm sorry.

Yeah what an utter piece of ****

Sigh. Well there is a difference between a narcissist who's a terrible parent but who still cares in their own way and a narcissist who doesn't care about you except as an extension of their own ego. When I met my dad at the age of 28 or 29 I got the very real impression that he cared nothing for our meeting except as a way to wheedle his way into my graces so that I wouldn't call him a deserting *******.

But while my grandfather is a piece of work who my mother once had to physically pull off of my uncle because my uncle wasn't doing well in school he's still always fulfilled his role as father in some kind of way and when mother was sick and literally dying he made it his life to move heaven and earth to get her the care that saved her life. He's **** as an example of emotional warmth but he is worth caring about and not cutting out of our lives. I think.

It can be easy to hold past grievances against someone but sometimes there is a spark of decency and warmth there that's worth looking for. Your dad sounds like a bitch but maybe your stepmom has her legit good qualities to embrace. I don't know. You know her slightly better than me obviously but a parental figure means something if they can actually qualify as such. Not really advice but maybe something helpful or whatever.

My ego demands that I be a more bitter disease you have unleashed upon your father than Frown.

I'm lucky to have my birth mom and her side of the family.

Don't feel sorry for me guys it makes me feel like I swallowed static.

I'm glad I managed to make you feel bad even if not in the way I intended.

I get that sometimes too.

You only annotated one poem. Keep going.

Oh, do the people want more?

Hot take for a guy who hasn't seen a real black person in years.

lol I saw the thread was bumped and already knew how it was going to go down.

I wonder how long it took him to find a rhyme for Floyd and just how desperate he was before he found "deployed" and thought to use it in poetry?

Yikes lol

https://i.imgur.com/aZW2Eyy.jpeg

Fixed it lol sorry this is what happens when I try posting from my phone

The text is cropped : (
But do I understand correctly that he's releasing a book full of his cowboy poetry? Lol
You should release an annotated version in response

He seems like a guy who'd get into a fight with a family member irl cause he's a narcissist and then vaguely post on Facebook about rising above toxicity.

Uh, let's see. Avoid, void, devoid, bouyed (you guys probably pronounced that boo-ee-ed though), overjoyed, avoid the Noid (sorry sorry), well paranoid then, destroyed, toyed, I could go on.

And that's only off the top of my head.

Hey wait a minute: Nerd Romantic Poetry....
:shycouch:

NB Sorry Steph, yours sounds as bad as mine, but I win as mine is six feet under.

First time I met mine he peed behind a building so how does that stack up?

I agree! I'd pay to read Steph's annotations - she's the one with the real talent.

At least he didn't pee in front of a building?
Sorry.

He called my cousin a whore at my brother’s funeral

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I bet every poems rhymes

Poetry by and for people that don’t read poetry.

Well is she a whore?