No but I bet you’d call her one after she rejected you

'Moments and Memories' lol. I bet he also smothers those poems in alliteration

Dude get a load of the inspiring and imaginative cover

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41K7zjxWSVL.jpg

Which self-publishing package do you suppose he bought with my dead brother's money from BookBaby.com?

https://i.imgur.com/GTTZYsZ.png

I’d love to know who wrote the synopsis because it sure as hell wasn’t ol’ Jimmy

If she's not then she won't get the chance.

At first glance I thought that was a swastika in a fire pit.

The paperback is going for $25 on B&N and Amazon - kind of steep. Still, "nothing compares to holding a book in your hand. Touching, feeling, falling in love with the pages."

^ Sorry to be pedantic, but the time-honoured sequence of terms to preserve male self-esteem are:-
after she rejects you: lesbian
only when she dates someone else: whore

^ :laughing: Yes - there's something so cheesy about that "touching, feeling, falling in love..." isn't there?

Yeah I'm getting a, what shall I call it? Nazi tone to this?
They're all exactly the same service! :laughing:
Plus SO handy when you're out of toilet paper!

Wykid Concepts says juggalo more than Nazi tbh.

But isn't he a redneck cowboy???

Yeah a juggalo.

I like the way he’s using my brother’s name to hawk it. Gotta tag both Instagram accounts for max exposure.

Also wtf did it say, 328 pages or something? Bro, that’s called an anthology and you only get one by being distinguished. Smdh.

But as I said, people always need toilet paper. Nothing beats the feel of having it in your hand...

It’s print-on-demand though so please plan ahead

It is now in the same literary tradition as Chuck Tingle's seminal work Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt.

Is that the abridged or unabridged version? I have a space in my bookshelf...

They are welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrv7XvYryTA