The Photography Thread

[Thom Yorke]

Originally Posted by s_k

Chocolate > Crips.
You, again, can move in with me.
We won't steal eachothers food

I knew you were with the Bloods.

[s_k]

Explain please? .

[Mojo]

Originally Posted by Aurora

scorpion vodka

What?
As you can see, Scorpion Vodka contains a walloping great scorpion. And it's not just any old scorpion. This particular pickled arachnid has been specially bred in southern China and is totally safe to eat. So they tell us. The word is that each pincer-wielding beastie (infused in the vodka for three months before hitting the shelves) has undergone a special detoxifying process. This neutralises the scorpion's venom, making it 100% edible, tail 'n' all!
You're shitting me?!

[Thom Yorke]

Originally Posted by s_k

Explain please? .

Bloods vs. Crips. The two biggest gangs in America.

[s_k]

I know that, but how... ah wait, Crips. I meant crisps, obviously

[FETCHER.]

I sure am not ****ting you!

[s_k]

Hmm, about the pics; Watch your backgrounds dear .
You got a nice feel for 'the kodak moment', you do.
But I see a lot of chopped off stuff on your pics. If it isn't snapshots you're looking for, the subject often isn't the most important thing on the pic.

So far for my criticism.
Apart from that, I like the subjects and...

Want to live there!

[FETCHER.]

What do you mean by chopped off stuff? The tree was unavoidable. As for the chopped castle I just loved the sky that's why I took two.

[FETCHER.]

Ps. You really don't want to live here. If I could move the castle to NZ....

[s_k]

Allright, here goes

There's a man on the left with half a bottle of vodka in front of his face
The other one has got a bottle on his nose


Not much chopping here, just that strange black spot on the edge of the pic. But this one is just moved. Pity. Nice goose



There's a bit of a tree on the left of the picture that's still on, accidentally.
In a case like this you're better off putting a bit more of the tree on it. Now it's a bit like 'oh yeah, there's a tree there, but that doesn't matter, it didn't belong on the picture anyway'.


Same sorta goes for this one. There's a chimney on the right that's juuuust on the picture. But not really.
And the tree on the left almost made it, but a bit of the top and the left is chopped off.

This is often considered 'bad' in photography.

Because I don't want you to think I don't like your pictures I'd like to add that I only comment here because this is the photography thread . I have to approach stuff technical here. At least I think this is about photography, right? Not just about the picture? I could be wrong, you never know with me .