£100m Player?

Bulldog · 01-17-2009, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk

Still ridiculous.

Pretty much. No-one in the world is worth that sort of money. On the bright side though he could turn out to be another Shevchenko

Mojo · 01-17-2009, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Bulldog

Pretty much. No-one in the world is worth that sort of money. On the bright side though he could turn out to be another Shevchenko

Even if they get Kaka theres no guarantee it would help matters. They shouldn't be where they are to begin with. I'd love to see Robinho and Kaka contracted to a Championship club. It'd be hilarious.

right-track · 01-17-2009, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk

I'd love to see Robinho and Kaka contracted to a Championship club. It'd be hilarious.

Rumour around town is he'll have a get out clause if City are relegated.
It includes being able to leave if another club make an offer with a pre determined amount.
In other words he'll be able to walk away from City for a fee less than the one they paid.
That'd be even more amusing to me.

Mojo · 01-17-2009, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Rumour around town is he'll have a get out clause if City are relegated.
It includes being able to leave if another club make an offer with a pre determined amount.
In other words he'll be able to walk away from City for a fee less than the one they paid.
That'd be even more amusing to me.

I think that would have to be a given.

And yeah, I can see him having a clause in his contract like that. Who in their right mind what would want to go to City right now?

Comus · 01-17-2009, 07:26 AM

Haha it would be quite awesome if a scenario went like this:

* Kaka goes over to City for £100m
* City get relegated
* Kaka's clause activates and he opts to go to another club
* Milan buy Kaka back for £10m

right-track · 01-17-2009, 07:40 AM

Altogether now...

TheCellarTapes · 01-17-2009, 11:59 AM

Chant of the season so far, this email has been doing the rounds

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I have come across dialogue between Man City and AC Milan superstar Kaka. Unfortunately I only have the script from the City end but I think it is clear for all as to the total content:

"Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter?

"No, your fellow countryman doesn’t like the cold and will be out until mid April - but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland"

"No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country"

"yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even Beckham but many fans have him in their fantasy football"

"I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double it!"

"erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently 15th"

"erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once won the double for our neighbours"

"Hughes"

"Ex Blackburn boss"

"Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers"

"No, Blackburn......Black.....Burn"

"HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"

"He once scored a good goal against Spain"

"No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are you coming or not?"

"Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team its really rocks"

"yes I know, but we dont even have a car park cos all the fans walk to the ground they are so local"

"Relevance? well, I suppose its all they have to brag about whether its true or not"

"Only the one to be fair but its called 'blue moon' you will love it"

"Blue"

"yes, definitely blue, always has been"

"No, no, no, they are in Trafford"

"yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my ambitious friend?"

"erm, 1976 I think"

"it was the er, the er League cup if memory serves me right"

"Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this season and then....."

"yes, I realise that but....."

"Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"

"Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham Forest?"

"Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my point, this is all about the future"

"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"

"yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man"

"forget them, they are falling apart"

"But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in 2009"

"I have told you.... 1976!!!!"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade has won Wimbledon since then?"

"Yes she probably is in her 60's"

"I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, 2 european cups and countless domestic cups what has that got to do with it?"

"76,000 why?"

"yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting us?"

"Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?"

"I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or something does it really matter?"

"look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn....are you joining us?"

"NO!, its owned by the council - what has the ground got to do with anything"

"well, officially its the city of manchester stadium but most people call it Eastlands"

"EAST!, not Waste"

"You will be adored there"

"No, not there, here I meant"

"No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste....erm, Eastlands"

"Anderson??? what does he know?"

"Ok I hear what you say, but other than Pride, Ambition, Achievement, History, Passion and a large car park - what can they offer you?"

"what do you mean no credit left in your phone.....I phoned you"

"Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you there?............................

Mojo · 01-18-2009, 04:55 AM

^^ Thats hilarious.

"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"

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