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TheBig3 01-08-2012 09:54 PM

Tebow
 
I cannot stop dancing. Also, Jesus 1. Rapist 0. I love that he took that fat SOB out in the wildcard.


Janszoon 01-08-2012 09:57 PM

Some random guy was trying to talk to me about Tebow at my local pizza place tonight. Who the hell is he?

TheBig3 01-08-2012 09:58 PM

He's the QB for Denver. He also happens to be the heir apparent to Jesus Christ.

Janszoon 01-08-2012 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1141197)
He's the QB for Denver. He also happens to be the heir apparent to Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I guess I can imagine people screaming "Tebow" when they're having sex or when they drop something heavy on their foot.

crash_override 01-08-2012 10:51 PM

I gotta say, I wasn't impressed at first, but I'm seeing obvious improvement in his reads, his release, and his pocket presence. He made a few big boy throws in that game against Pittsburgh. I dislike the Steelers so I have to say I'm glad to see them go, now if they can just knock off the Patriots, I might just be a believer.

CanwllCorfe 01-08-2012 10:57 PM

I think he threw the ball really well, and since he did, helped the team win.

Electrophonic Tonic 01-08-2012 11:57 PM

I'm still not impressed, but I see improvement. By "really well", he was still only 10 for 21. Granted it was for 316 yards, but I wouldn't be surprised if at least 175 yards of it was YAC yards. His receivers stepped up, especially after Decker went out since he's Tebow's #1 target.

I've been a Broncos fan my whole life, and when it comes to Tebow, the single reason I'm not a fan is I don't think he can throw the ball. BUT if he continues to improve his throwing, then you can count me in.

blastingas10 01-09-2012 12:25 AM

He's still pretty inexperienced and he's got plenty of time to get better. I was really impressed today. His pocket presence is great, he's great at avoiding pressure, obviously a great runner. His arm isn't that bad. I saw him make some deep throws today, hitting the reciever in full stride. He played great against a good defense. He possesses something that can't be learned. He has a lot of passion and heart, he's a good leader. I think his arm will get better. It's not great but it's not bad. I think he gets too much credit from some and doesn't get enough from some.

Sparky 01-09-2012 01:29 AM

Hes very athletic and can throw the bomb if his receivers get open. I don't think he's going to get a lot better at reading coverage's and is very injury prone, which is why he still can't be a franchise quarterback.

He is having a great year, and likely will have a couple more, but i don't see him being able to develop like Micheal Vick.

blastingas10 01-09-2012 02:34 AM

Since when is he injury prone? He very well Could get better at reading coverages. I don't see any reason to think he couldn't. He made some perfect passed today when he receivers weren't that open.

Sparky 01-09-2012 03:06 AM

He was throwing against a man to man defense, he didn't have to read coverages just throw it and hope his receivers make a play. Lets see how he does against a patriots zone scheme where his receivers are going to be double covered. The pats picked off tebow 3 times last time they faced eachother.

He's injury prone because he's a quarterback that holds on to the ball and runs it. Quarterback isn't like other positions where players retain most of their abilities, smaller injuries can effect throwing motion and accuracy dramatically.

Electrophonic Tonic 01-09-2012 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sparky (Post 1141256)
He was throwing against a man to man defense, he didn't have to read coverages just throw it and hope his receivers make a play. Lets see how he does against a patriots zone scheme where his receivers are going to be double covered. The pats picked off tebow 3 times last time they faced eachother.

He's injury prone because he's a quarterback that holds on to the ball and runs it. Quarterback isn't like other positions where players retain most of their abilities, smaller injuries can effect throwing motion and accuracy dramatically.

Even as a vocal critic of Tebow, I can't label him as injury-prone. You only earn that moniker when you get injured. Timmy hasn't come close to that.

It will be irrelevant what the Broncos offense does next week. There is no way they can survive a shootout with the Patriots, so all their hopes rely on stifling Brady with the pass rush. The max output of the Broncos offense is 20-24 points, so the D will need to bring their A game.

CanwllCorfe 01-09-2012 10:10 AM

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanag...-community.jpg

Steelers time of possession: 31:06
Passing yards: 316
Yards per completion: 31.6
TV rating for last 15 minutes (including the game winning catch): 31.6

His coach: John. The team's executive vice president: John.

WHERE'S YOUR NON-GOD NOW ATHEIST SCUM?!

The Batlord 01-09-2012 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe (Post 1141314)
Broncos time of possession: 31:06
Passing yards: 316
Yards per completion: 31.6

His coach: John. The team's executive vice president: John.

WHERE'S YOUR NON-GOD NOW ATHEIST SCUM?!

Not wasting his time with football when there are starving children and sad puppies.

YorkeDaddy 01-09-2012 10:49 AM

Injury prone? The dude's a tank of pure muscle and has never been fazed by anyone. If anything, he's the complete opposite of injury prone. I'd call him almost injury-proof.

Tebow's performance last night was utterly brilliant after the first quarter. His passes were with pinpoint accuracy and landed in the receiver's hands with plenty of open room to get tons of yards. His running was very efficient as well, putting up 50 yards and a great touchdown run. This is the Tebow that Denver needs, not the Tebow that was playing against Kansas City. If Tebow plays like that CONSISTENTLY (key word right there), and the defense is at the top of their game, I do believe that they can beat the New England Patriots. People keep talking about how there's "no way a Bellichick defense will give Tebow open passes like that. Double coverage and zones all over the place dawgggg" are forgetting that Tebow is the best scrambler since Michael Vick, and if Bellichick wants to have double coverage on Thomas, that's just one less man for Tebow to plow as he gets his easy 10 yard runs. Remember the first quarter of that Broncos-Patriots game? The Broncos accumulated an almost double-digit lead almost effortlessly. The point, again, is consistency. Tebow has a habit of being incredible in one quarter and average to horrible in every other quarter. If he can keep up his great play for the entire game, I truly just don't see them losing. He's a master runner, a master at the option, and a developing passer that can clearly get it to open receivers downfield. That is not easy to defend, folks.

Thom Yorke 01-09-2012 11:12 AM

The only real history of injuries Tebow's had in his career is breaking a bone in his leg in high school, and he still finished the season not knowing it. I think what Sparky is trying to say thoguh is that the style he plays could lead to injuries down the road. Not sure how many people here watch hockey, but I'd compare it to Taylor Hall. He never had any injuries in junior but he plays a very reckless style that many people thought could lead to injuries at the pro level due to the increased physicality of the competition.

As for Tebow himself, I'm not sold. He needs to at least get over 50% completion... Please Lord, don't smite me.

TheBig3 01-09-2012 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe (Post 1141314)
http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanag...-community.jpg

Broncos time of possession: 31:06
Passing yards: 316
Yards per completion: 31.6

His coach: John. The team's executive vice president: John.

WHERE'S YOUR NON-GOD NOW ATHEIST SCUM?!

Ha! Thats awesome.

They may not win a shoot-out with the Pats (who already stuffed them this season) but the Pats defensive line is so terrible they might have a shot. I think Brady is playing too angry to be beaten though. If the offensive is on he's money. Did you see his Gronking the last time they played? Angry.

midnight rain 01-09-2012 12:35 PM

Congrats to Denver.

I still think NFL OT rules suck cock.

midnight rain 01-09-2012 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe (Post 1141314)
http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanag...-community.jpg

Broncos time of possession: 31:06
Passing yards: 316
Yards per completion: 31.6

His coach: John. The team's executive vice president: John.

WHERE'S YOUR NON-GOD NOW ATHEIST SCUM?!

That was the Steelers time of possession. And there's no way his yards per pass play was 31.6. No way.

blastingas10 01-09-2012 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrophonic Tonic (Post 1141259)
Even as a vocal critic of Tebow, I can't label him as injury-prone. You only earn that moniker when you get injured. Timmy hasn't come close to that.

It will be irrelevant what the Broncos offense does next week. There is no way they can survive a shootout with the Patriots, so all their hopes rely on stifling Brady with the pass rush. The max output of the Broncos offense is 20-24 points, so the D will need to bring their A game.

Exactly.

CanwllCorfe 01-09-2012 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna (Post 1141346)
That was the Steelers time of possession. And there's no way his yards per pass play was 31.6. No way.

I got it all from someone else, so I shall definitely revise it. But that is in fact the right number for the yards stat. After doing some research, I also found out that the TV rating for the last 15 minutes (including the catch) was a 31.6.

EDIT: Just for the record, I don't think they're anything special. I imagine next week there will be no amazing statistics and they'll probably lose. Badly.

Thom Yorke 01-09-2012 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe (Post 1141365)
I got it all from someone else, so I shall definitely revise it. But that is in fact the right number for the yards stat. After doing some research, I also found out that the TV rating for the last 15 minutes (including the catch) was a 31.6.

Nah, you were right. Yards per completion was 31.6. He only completed 10 passes. Eerie.

midnight rain 01-09-2012 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Thom Yorke (Post 1141371)
Nah, you were right. Yards per completion was 31.6. He only completed 10 passes. Eerie.

Yeah I misread it, my fault. His yard per pass play was like 15, which is what I was thinking of.

TheBig3 01-09-2012 03:55 PM

We're on page three and you soulless ****bags haven't even commented on the song.

ThePhanastasio 01-09-2012 04:54 PM

IDGAF about the alleged biblical references in Tebow's win last night.

But, since the world is supposed to end this year according to some other (idiotic) prophecy, let's look at Revelations 3:16:

So, because you are lukewarm--neither hot nor cold--I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

That sums up Tim Tebow more effectively in my books.

Sparky 01-09-2012 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thom Yorke (Post 1141332)
The only real history of injuries Tebow's had in his career is breaking a bone in his leg in high school, and he still finished the season not knowing it. I think what Sparky is trying to say thoguh is that the style he plays could lead to injuries down the road. Not sure how many people here watch hockey, but I'd compare it to Taylor Hall. He never had any injuries in junior but he plays a very reckless style that many people thought could lead to injuries at the pro level due to the increased physicality of the competition.

Yeah this is what I meant. I don't watch college football or anything, all i know is that other qb's who are run oriented get hurt quite often, a la mike vick, vince young etc.

He's incredibly slow at getting the ball out of his hands and is going to take some hard shots.

I really like him, don't get me wrong, I just don't think he's a safe option down the road, 2 years from now you need to develop a real qb, ya know who can throw in the pocket. But for right now, it's fun seeing someone shake up the nfl.

Franco Pepe Kalle 01-09-2012 06:49 PM

Tim Tebow was the reason why Steelers are elimanted. Simple as that. :wave::wave:

TheBig3 01-10-2012 07:48 AM

is that eliminated and lamented in one word? Because thats awesome.

I should expect the Pats will annihilate them but you never know. I think the Saints are taking the whole thing though.

And is Green Bay in? I have no idea. These wildcard match ups are bonkers.

YorkeDaddy 01-10-2012 09:39 AM

The Patriots have the worst defense in the entire NFL. The worst. Among the worst to EVER make the playoffs. Tebow shouldn't have a problem getting points if he plays well.

TheBig3 01-10-2012 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1141661)
The Patriots have the worst defense in the entire NFL. The worst. Among the worst to EVER make the playoffs. Tebow shouldn't have a problem getting points if he plays well.

Did you see the last matchup? Same defense.

The Batlord 01-10-2012 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1141423)
So, because you are lukewarm--neither hot nor cold--I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

That sums up Tim Tebow more effectively in my books.

Or the world's meanest porn star.

ThePhanastasio 01-10-2012 09:54 PM

The fates are dead set on getting me to cheer for Tebow, apparently.

I hate the Steelers with a passion, so that was a confusing game for me to watch. I basically just cheered for each teams' defense the entire game.

I also can't stand the Patriots. So, this one will probably be another of me rooting for a team's defense.

TheBig3 01-11-2012 08:23 AM

Why can't you stand the patriots?

crash_override 01-11-2012 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1141924)
Why can't you stand the patriots?

I think this needs it's own thread...

Mondo Bungle 01-11-2012 10:19 PM

I like Tebow. Tebow haters can suck it. Pats have awful D, I forsee many deep passes.

ThePhanastasio 01-12-2012 01:23 AM

I don't like the Patriots because I'm not a Brady fan. Disliking a QB is reason enough for me to dislike a team - I also detest Mark Sanchez and by proxy, the Jets.

YorkeDaddy 01-12-2012 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1141666)
Did you see the last matchup? Same defense.

Same defense. Different Tebow. Different atmosphere. Different circumstances. He has been progressing every single week. NEVER use a matchup from earlier in the season to justify a playoff prediction, because EVERYTHING is different in the playoffs. Anyone that knows anything about the NFL and it's history should know that.

TheBig3 01-12-2012 07:17 AM

Well I guess well see. You're talking about a guy who couldn't throw a spiral if he had a Nerf Vortex against one of the stronger offenses (imo) in the League. The Pats D may not stop much, but they only really have to bring their A game in the 4th. The Pats will be most likely up by 14 at that point.

FRED HALE SR. 01-12-2012 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1142173)
Well I guess well see. You're talking about a guy who couldn't throw a spiral if he had a Nerf Vortex against one of the stronger offenses (imo) in the League. The Pats D may not stop much, but they only really have to bring their A game in the 4th. The Pats will be most likely up by 14 at that point.

PATRIOTS 44 BRONCOS 24

RAVENS 31 TEXANS 13

PACKERS 38 GIANTS 28

49ERS 17 SAINTS 42

Patriots will dominate, Sincerely John Hannah:dj:

Thom Yorke 01-12-2012 02:34 PM

God, I hope the 49ers win. They're the only team left that I like (not to mention that I can't ****ing stand the Saints). I could also see the Texans upsetting the Ravens for some reason I can't explain. Packers and Patriots will roll over the competition.


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