The dog, duuh?

I always hope that these things aren't bull****, and yet I am always disappointed.

We should write our own...

The Dog - People who pick the dog should kill themselves. Are you that emotionally dependent? You're playing a game based on ruthless Robber Barons. If you think for one second we give a **** about you crying because all you have are the purples, you came to the wrong game mother****er.

You disgust me. I bet you cry after sex.

I was always the cowboy riding the horse for some reason.

I like the dog, the guy on the horse, the car, the hat and the boot. I like them all. So many damn choices.

Dog or car.

The horse is cool but I always break it.

Then you feel sad, and sad isn't the Monopoly spirit.

The battleship. Always.

After all, how can ending up broke and in jail be depressing?

My favorite is the thimble. After that is a tie between boot and top hat.
Y'know what I don't like? Playing boring, long-winded games like Monopoly.

You just like to finger things.

(And I would be the shoe, obviously.)