It's "I'm gonna be f*cking this in a couple of hours".

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...e-Bundchen.jpg

If anything that looks more like, "I'm gonna have to go home soon and listen to a narcissistic super model talk about herself after I just won the biggest game of the year."


http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibti...?itok=4DQSlwz1


Seriously, I remember a few years ago when he had a knee injury or something, Giselle having him carry a bunch of ****---leg clearly bandaged or in a cast or whatever it was---while walking on an icy road. She was carrying nothing.

You have nothing. Nothing.

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/En....jl.010514.jpg

Tom Brady vs. Batlord. Place your bets everyone. Not to who wins, but how long it takes before Batty is knocked out by a 6'4" 36 year-old who goes to sleep at 8:30, and continues practicing till the superbowl ends, even if the patriots don't make it. I'm betting 2 seconds.

All I gotta do is wait till his wife goes shopping, then he'll be too busy being crushed under the weight of a metric ton of designer clothing to put up much of a fight.

Tom Brady has cannons for arms. What will happen is, you'll come up to him unloading groceries, start talking ****, and he'll throw the groceries through a window of his house. The groceries will miraculously land in the kitchen unharmed. The window will be broken, but it will be fine, he doesn't care if there's a draft, he's a machine in the cold.

Dude, he would never "throw" his wife's stuff. She'd pull his balls out of her purse and stomp them.

Am I the only one who doesn't think she's that hot?

She's hot. She has a very unique look though.

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/592x888/...1may11_rex.jpg

No. Don't get me wrong, she's certainly attractive, but in that super model kinda way where they're striking, but without necessarily being sexy.