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02-08-2015, 11:56 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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It's "I'm gonna be f*cking this in a couple of hours".
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02-08-2015, 12:53 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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If anything that looks more like, "I'm gonna have to go home soon and listen to a narcissistic super model talk about herself after I just won the biggest game of the year."
Seriously, I remember a few years ago when he had a knee injury or something, Giselle having him carry a bunch of ****---leg clearly bandaged or in a cast or whatever it was---while walking on an icy road. She was carrying nothing.
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02-08-2015, 01:15 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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You have nothing. Nothing.
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02-08-2015, 01:28 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Tom Brady vs. Batlord. Place your bets everyone. Not to who wins, but how long it takes before Batty is knocked out by a 6'4" 36 year-old who goes to sleep at 8:30, and continues practicing till the superbowl ends, even if the patriots don't make it. I'm betting 2 seconds.
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02-08-2015, 01:31 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
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All I gotta do is wait till his wife goes shopping, then he'll be too busy being crushed under the weight of a metric ton of designer clothing to put up much of a fight.
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02-08-2015, 01:40 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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Tom Brady has cannons for arms. What will happen is, you'll come up to him unloading groceries, start talking ****, and he'll throw the groceries through a window of his house. The groceries will miraculously land in the kitchen unharmed. The window will be broken, but it will be fine, he doesn't care if there's a draft, he's a machine in the cold.
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02-08-2015, 07:48 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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She's hot. She has a very unique look though.
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02-08-2015, 08:02 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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No. Don't get me wrong, she's certainly attractive, but in that super model kinda way where they're striking, but without necessarily being sexy.
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