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Old 01-10-2011, 08:12 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Oh nice.

I'm a Marlboro guy myself I love my Reds.
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Old 01-11-2011, 05:41 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Oh nice.

I'm a Marlboro guy myself I love my Reds.
I have been desperately trying to think of ways to incorporate your discussion of cigarette brands into the topic of Post a Picture of Your #1 Instrument.

At first I tried looking for actual songs or instruments made using the sounds of cigarettes...the gentle sucks, the smooth exhalations, the hacking coughs of cancer victims. Nothing.

Then I thought: well, maybe a cigarette is a kind of wind instrument!

Finally, I decided to simply share this music video (below) about cigarettes, because it does include a few hacking coughs (sorry RezZ...I'm trying!).

Perhaps people who are trying to stop smoking their primary instrument (their cigarette) could try the clarinet instead, because (as a former avid clarinet player) I know that the clarinet is great for people with oral fixations! You gotta lick it, and suck it, chaw on it sometimes to soften a reed, and hold it in your mouth for the longest time, while fiddling around with it with your fingers. A clarinet is even made from plant material, and so is a cigarette!

The major difference is that *usually* a clarinet sounds better than a cigarette. Not always, but often. I prefer the sound of a violin to the sound of a cigarette, though. You can hear the violin, my primary instrument, in this song:



Cigarette - an annoying, pathethic wind instrument:



Clarinet - sometimes an annoying, pathethic wind instrument:

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Old 01-11-2011, 09:41 AM   #103 (permalink)
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I have been desperately trying to think of ways to incorporate your discussion of cigarette brands into the topic of Post a Picture of Your #1 Instrument.

At first I tried looking for actual songs or instruments made using the sounds of cigarettes...the gentle sucks, the smooth exhalations, the hacking coughs of cancer victims. Nothing.

Then I thought: well, maybe a cigarette is a kind of wind instrument!

Finally, I decided to simply share this music video (below) about cigarettes, because it does include a few hacking coughs (sorry RezZ...I'm trying!).

Perhaps people who are trying to stop smoking their primary instrument (their cigarette) could try the clarinet instead, because (as a former avid clarinet player) I know that the clarinet is great for people with oral fixations! You gotta lick it, and suck it, chaw on it sometimes to soften a reed, and hold it in your mouth for the longest time, while fiddling around with it with your fingers. A clarinet is even made from plant material, and so is a cigarette!

The major difference is that *usually* a clarinet sounds better than a cigarette. Not always, but often. I prefer the sound of a violin to the sound of a cigarette, though. You can hear the violin, my primary instrument, in this song:



Cigarette - an annoying, pathethic wind instrument:



Clarinet - sometimes an annoying, pathethic wind instrument:

That's a pretty good job

I actually cover that song whenever I play live. And, cliche as it may be, I have a cigarette in my mouth whilst doing it Except we do the Commander Cody version

We also do Hot Rod Lincoln
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Old 01-11-2011, 12:59 PM   #104 (permalink)
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At first I tried looking for actual songs or instruments made using the sounds of cigarettes...the gentle sucks, the smooth exhalations, the hacking coughs of cancer victims. Nothing.

Then I thought: well, maybe a cigarette is a kind of wind instrument!

Finally, I decided to simply share this music video (below) about cigarettes, because it does include a few hacking coughs (sorry RezZ...I'm trying!).
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Here are two pics of my guitars....the old one that I used to practice on...some jr. sized one that I got for xmas one year from my mothers asshole boyfriend


and this is the newer one that a friend of mines gave me to practice on
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Do you by chance own a lamp, or any camera with a flash?
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the funny thing is I DO have the light on but I'm going to just re-take the pictures in the day time
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the funny thing is I DO have the light on but I'm going to just re-take the pictures in the day time
In the mean time, a name to the goddess in your avatar will suffice
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unfortunately, I don't know her name
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unfortunately, I don't know her name
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