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dirt mcgirt 06-19-2005 05:06 AM

who will you have sex with this weekend?
 
whos it ta be son?

pastor of muppets 06-19-2005 07:14 AM

everyone :)

ArtistInTheAmbulance 06-19-2005 07:15 AM

Some skank from a bar, deffo.

Thats so something I would do...

blackTshirt 06-19-2005 09:02 AM

maybe dirt mcgirt will be the lucky one ;)

ladyluckrules 06-19-2005 09:06 AM

Rolf Harris has a chance.

dirt mcgirt 06-19-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackTshirt
maybe dirt mcgirt will be the lucky one ;)

get in line behind rolf son.

ladyluckrules 06-19-2005 09:31 AM

Don't steal Rolf, he's my beardy man!!!! *cat fight*

gabbagabba_hey 06-19-2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyluckrules
Don't steal Rolf, he's my beardy man!!!! *cat fight*

Wait!! let me get my camra!!!

EDGE 06-19-2005 03:11 PM

Myself.



Unless someone else wants some..

Kurt_Cobain 06-19-2005 04:19 PM

Probably Nat Portman, if she's not to busy. Or Jessica Alba, but she just cant keep up now days.


Yeah ok, myself :( Oh dear, 2 of us have opted for masterbation tonight :S

Spike*Spiegel 06-19-2005 09:28 PM

with your mom, dirt.

dirt mcgirt 06-19-2005 11:46 PM

take a number an get in line son.

pastor of muppets 06-20-2005 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EDGE
Unless someone else wants some..

bring it

Spike*Spiegel 06-20-2005 01:05 PM

im not your "son"

EDGE 06-20-2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pastor of muppets
bring it

:p:

Trauma 06-21-2005 11:46 AM

Tha bitch.
But I'm before Spike in line for Dirt's mom.

SATCHMO 06-21-2005 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snickers
I'm before Spike in line for Dirt's mom.

Just don't bend over.

Trauma 06-21-2005 11:53 AM

What's she gonna do, she's a girl.
And Dirt is first in line for his Mom anyways. :p:

SATCHMO 06-21-2005 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snickers
What's she gonna do, she's a girl.

I know this! why don't you ask HER?

Spike*Spiegel 06-21-2005 12:05 PM

hey now, im in line for dirt's mommy, not for snickers. maybe when im done with her..... ;) jk....maybe

dirt mcgirt 06-21-2005 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snickers
What's she gonna do, she's a girl.
And Dirt is first in line for his Mom anyways. :p:

ill be wearin a rolf harris mask so she dont reconize me son.

sleepy jack 06-21-2005 05:29 PM

No one unlesss bleeding and pain turn you on.

EDGE 07-11-2005 01:31 AM

me, please.

Barnard17 07-11-2005 08:03 AM

A cucumber.

FunkyFish 07-11-2005 08:03 AM

I'd have to say Rolf Harris but any guy really that resembles Daron Malakian

anticipation 07-11-2005 08:04 AM

a sex friend, word.

pastor of muppets 07-11-2005 08:05 AM

up ;)

gabbagabba_hey 07-11-2005 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fal
A cucumber.

sounds like fun :)

pastor of muppets 07-11-2005 09:02 AM

indeed it does..... *imagines cool, slippery cuc- ah, little privacy please?

gabbagabba_hey 07-11-2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pastor of muppets
indeed it does..... *imagines cool, slippery cuc- ah, little privacy please?

sorry..............*covers eyes and leaves*

pastor of muppets 07-11-2005 07:52 PM

thankyou...

ah cucumber, yeah thats it, oh yeah!

ArtistInTheAmbulance 07-12-2005 04:27 AM

PASTOR not infront of the children... *Sigh* Their poor untainted minds..

pastor of muppets 07-12-2005 04:29 AM

TAINTED LOVE!!!! speaking of which, that would be a great song to sing drunk... ima go add it....

Metallica_rox 07-12-2005 05:20 AM

why not say certain stuff infront of the children? we understand!!!!!

pastor of muppets 07-12-2005 05:21 AM

yeah but we destroyed ya minds.......

Metallica_rox 07-12-2005 05:23 AM

tony blair did that, with his evil smile, im scarred 4 life

spikess 07-12-2005 05:29 AM

erm im unwanted but ill pass th sex with myself! lol neh im ugly!

Metallica_rox 07-12-2005 05:34 AM

you are ugly, aren't you spikess, just look at your beer belly.. lol jj sarah, forgive me

The Indie Bar Kid 07-12-2005 07:04 PM

Tony Blair, eh? Yeah Ill take him then.

pastor of muppets 07-12-2005 08:13 PM

*is shocked and appalled*

Carmen Electra...........

*goes into trance*


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