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Old 06-13-2016, 10:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Because porn seared his brain. He had to descend to the next level of depravity to get off.
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Old 06-13-2016, 10:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Only Monica Lewinsky can get me off.
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Dude, I hate hilary too. But she's no hitler.
Yeah, people actually liked Hitler.
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Because porn seared his brain. He had to descend to the next level of depravity to get off.
Actually there was no internet porn back then so we had to improvise with CNN.

Such a powerful woman, I use to fantasize about serving her under the White House dinner table. MMMMMM, munch, munch, munch!
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:17 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I just wrote porn. Not necessarily internet porn. As Aesop Rock says, "someone you know is hiding Hustlers in the local woods."
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Such a powerful woman, I use to fantasize about serving her under the White House dinner table. MMMMMM, munch, munch, munch!
Oh god please stop.
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Old 06-13-2016, 11:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You realized if you'd changed the channel you would've found hotter woman to look at right?
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Oh cmon Batlord you should join in on the festivities. You could be her personal limo driver and make an amateur movie..."Driving Ms Clinton!"

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You realized if you'd changed the channel you would've found hotter woman to look at right?
Well I did change the channel to Fox News once but Barbara Bush just wasn't doing it for me.

Anyways gents, that picture of young Hillary has got me mighty hot, lights out!
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Hillary is the Thatcher in this scenario. Because neoliberalism.
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Oh cmon Batlord you should join in on the festivities. You could be her personal limo driver and make an amateur movie..."Driving Ms Clinton!"

Oh yeeesss, my piston would be revving all night long.



Well I did change the channel to Fox News once but Barbara Bush just wasn't doing it for me.

Anyways gents, that picture of young Hillary has got me mighty hot, lights out!
Calm THE **** down.
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