*Immitates someexoticbooze*
"Hi! You may remember me from such pointless sh
itty threads as 'Death Threats from someone you know online... ' or 'Post Something Rather Interestante`...'. Today I bring you the next chapter in my horrendous series of pointless threads 'What would you're suicide note look like?', a blatantly good reminder for everyone to remember that the games forum is not worth their time while I continue to post."
Adidasss wanna compete for forum bastard

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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!