What would your suicide note look like? (The Police, quote, memory)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-19-2006, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze

Um no.
Urban gave me the idea for this thread.
I'm not depressed.

It`s called irony

Look it up sometime

~~bungalow~~ · 02-19-2006, 06:54 PM

haha, if Urban actually thought this a good idea for a thread, he would have made it himself. Instead he gave it to you.......what does that tell you

Mama Booze · 02-19-2006, 06:56 PM

it tells me to tell you to go look in the "stuff that's wrong with you thread" and look at Urbans post on the second to last/last page.

Cheese · 02-20-2006, 02:09 AM

My suicide note would look like a perfectly clean sheet of paper as I've no plans on taking the cowards way out.Suicide is a selfish act.

You say you're only twelve, ffs you haven't even lived yet so why talk sh*t about suicide

And yes I know it's just a hypothetical situation and all, but it's a pretty dire thing to be making fun of.

bkugotit · 02-22-2006, 10:12 AM

to whom it may concern...

i've burned out. seriously, i tried to catch myself a blaze and the flames just now died down. Then i tried to play russian roulet with a loaded gun, but somehow i ended up being victorious. Batman, i have loved you since the day you fell into that cave...and i will continue loving you for who you are. Superman, you suck and the only reason people like you is cause you are pretty much indestrucable, which is retarded and childish...Batman is 50 times the man you could ever be...look at him, he doesnt have any speacial abilities, he's just a man who fights crime, and is rather excellent at it. could someone like keep my 'myspace' alive for me? I just could die without knowing that my 'myspace' was just going to be deleted! Actually you know what?...i havent had my 'myspace' fix for today and i'm begining to shake so i'll brb. (lol, rofl, stfu, lmao, wtf, omg). If you would do me a favor and cremate me that would be nice.

i totally heart your car!

explosions-in-my-pants · 02-22-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bkugotit

to whom it may concern...

i've burned out. seriously, i tried to catch myself a blaze and the flames just now died down. Then i tried to play russian roulet with a loaded gun, but somehow i ended up being victorious. Batman, i have loved you since the day you fell into that cave...and i will continue loving you for who you are. Superman, you suck and the only reason people like you is cause you are pretty much indestrucable, which is retarded and childish...Batman is 50 times the man you could ever be...look at him, he doesnt have any speacial abilities, he's just a man who fights crime, and is rather excellent at it. could someone like keep my 'myspace' alive for me? I just could die without knowing that my 'myspace' was just going to be deleted! Actually you know what?...i havent had my 'myspace' fix for today and i'm begining to shake so i'll brb. (lol, rofl, stfu, lmao, wtf, omg). If you would do me a favor and cremate me that would be nice.

i totally heart your car!

that was perfect.. i'm secretly batgirl..

well i love batman.. he is my favorite superhero of all time.. he is the man..

bkugotit · 02-22-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by explosions-in-my-pants

that was perfect.. i'm secretly batgirl..

well i love batman.. he is my favorite superhero of all time.. he is the man..

i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously, i do, yes i do, yes i do do do do !

explosions-in-my-pants · 02-22-2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bkugotit

i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously, i do, yes i do, yes i do do do do !

aww really..

makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.. we'll go out together hehehe.

adidasss · 02-22-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by bkugotit

to whom it may concern...

i've burned out. seriously, i tried to catch myself a blaze and the flames just now died down. Then i tried to play russian roulet with a loaded gun, but somehow i ended up being victorious. Batman, i have loved you since the day you fell into that cave...and i will continue loving you for who you are. Superman, you suck and the only reason people like you is cause you are pretty much indestrucable, which is retarded and childish...Batman is 50 times the man you could ever be...look at him, he doesnt have any speacial abilities, he's just a man who fights crime, and is rather excellent at it. could someone like keep my 'myspace' alive for me? I just could die without knowing that my 'myspace' was just going to be deleted! Actually you know what?...i havent had my 'myspace' fix for today and i'm begining to shake so i'll brb. (lol, rofl, stfu, lmao, wtf, omg). If you would do me a favor and cremate me that would be nice.

i totally heart your car!

hahahaha....awsome....

Mama Booze · 02-19-2006, 07:15 PM

I know what it was.
I just like to throw things in people's faces.
Nothing personal.

02-22-2006, 10:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
bkugotit Groupie Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 26	to whom it may concern... i've burned out. seriously, i tried to catch myself a blaze and the flames just now died down. Then i tried to play russian roulet with a loaded gun, but somehow i ended up being victorious. Batman, i have loved you since the day you fell into that cave...and i will continue loving you for who you are. Superman, you suck and the only reason people like you is cause you are pretty much indestrucable, which is retarded and childish...Batman is 50 times the man you could ever be...look at him, he doesnt have any speacial abilities, he's just a man who fights crime, and is rather excellent at it. could someone like keep my 'myspace' alive for me? I just could die without knowing that my 'myspace' was just going to be deleted! Actually you know what?...i havent had my 'myspace' fix for today and i'm begining to shake so i'll brb. (lol, rofl, stfu, lmao, wtf, omg). If you would do me a favor and cremate me that would be nice. i totally heart your car! __________________ God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say please." For fun, Chuck Norris likes to visit Veterinary Hospitals. When asked if he has a sick pet, Chuck Norris flexes and says, "These pythons are pretty sick." He then kisses his pecks until all the ladies explode with orgasmic fury. They say Jesus was conceived immaculately because there are no words beautiful enough to describe Chuck Norris having sex.

02-19-2006, 06:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,061	haha, if Urban actually thought this a good idea for a thread, he would have made it himself. Instead he gave it to you.......what does that tell you

02-19-2006, 06:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 364	it tells me to tell you to go look in the "stuff that's wrong with you thread" and look at Urbans post on the second to last/last page.

02-20-2006, 02:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 836	My suicide note would look like a perfectly clean sheet of paper as I've no plans on taking the cowards way out.Suicide is a selfish act. You say you're only twelve, ffs you haven't even lived yet so why talk sh*t about suicide And yes I know it's just a hypothetical situation and all, but it's a pretty dire thing to be making fun of.

02-19-2006, 07:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 364	I know what it was. I just like to throw things in people's faces. Nothing personal.