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Old 05-07-2015, 10:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'd kiss you but I'd probably just taste James's ass on your lips, and I wouldn't want to waste the flavor for downwardspiral when he takes his turn.

diabolical is what i was aiming for, thank you for the compliment, i can't even insult you because your hair does it for me.
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He is impossible but your ok in my book Duce and what is his problem? Does he have a learning disability or something? I mean if me of all people are finding your posts a little in the lacking of substance area something is bad wrong.
i don't understand your post. are you reading a book? why are you mentioning books? and what disability? i'm not limp or in a weelchair. and one more thing, i'm not an addict. i don't use substance.
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Old 05-07-2015, 10:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good thread, I regularly laugh out loud when viewing the forum but if I quoted every single post with a :d I'd be banned for spamming probably.

Roxy's angry little hobgoblin one was good.
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Old 05-07-2015, 11:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2015, 11:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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^ Forgive me for my skepticism, but I don't think anyone on MusicBanter posted that.

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^Human beings dont develop a consequence predictor, from actions, until around age 25 when the neocortex becomes fully developed so chances are he has felt guilt over it.
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Because in the back of our minds we know that only women can have chirlden and we've all red the holy book and know thats the way we were taught back then...
because really.. you say i just suck my dick in some guys ass and had the most awesome sex, or i just suck my dick in some pussy and wow... some things just don't sound so gross.
some people are.. after all someday i hope to marry my computer.. joke
and man as a child if his mother had big breast chances are he would go for a woman with bigger boobs when older or much smaller ones, depending on his relationship with his mother. and everyone was made to be a little bit different, and we all have our own rara avis personalities, which is why *** or not.. we all look for bascilly the same things in any sex, but theres always, ALWAYS something a little different about our taste.
Because your ***, and i would imagine being *** those things happen..haha and plus six packs on women look bad! at least to me. and well i'm straight and i don't like men to be all six pack like.. i think it also looks bad..
Must you type with these ridiculous colors?
will i live to see the day when your post is even remotely intelligible?
what the hell does the bolded orange part even mean??
EDIT: and seriously woman, punctuation is your friend.
And I thought it was just me being stupid for not understanding...at one point I was almost convinced the colours were effecting my ability to think straight...phew that's a relief then.
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Old 05-07-2015, 01:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2015, 02:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Happiness can exist only in acceptance.
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Who is he on MusicBanter? I'm gonna guess Goofle.
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Old 05-07-2015, 02:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Trying to get Trollheart to do anything he's randomly decided not to do for no apparent reason is pretty much impossible. Don't know why we're trying.
That whole office space argument was pretty entertaining.
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Old 05-07-2015, 05:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2015, 05:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2015, 08:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Goofle, I wrote to Urban hatemonger yesterday to please delete my membership as I am about to return to the hospital for an extended stay. He ignored me. I swear that guy is about useless. Would you please be so kind as to delete my membership here? I thought I could do it myself but now I can't a way to do it. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong controls or something. Thank you for you help, sir.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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