Isbjørn

You can't stop the progressive wave that is sweeping the board.

#feelthebjørn

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Plankton

As a Goat!© representative, I'd like to outline my candidates platform issues for the modern day MB goer. This will address all discrepancies, and get right down to earth in a language that everybody here can easily understand. This bullet list should reflect my candidates points across the board:

• It's a goat.

I think the Goat!© has made it's points very clear. The Goat!© is easily the front runner here, and it seems likely that all other candidates should just back out now. Do it for justice. Do it for your Mom. Do it for the Goat!©.



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RoxyRollah

You won't win if I break out the nudes.

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Ninetales

Whose?

RoxyRollah

Whose do you want?

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grindy

The goat's of course.

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Plankton

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Isbjørn

The goat is copyrighted? You can't copyright a presidential candidate. No to corporate influence on our democracy!

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Plankton

I just did. You can't stop progress. Lead, follow, or get out of the way. For you, I'd recommend that last one.

Vote Goat!©





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John Wilkes Booth

roxy & frown have banded together as a political strategy because lets be honest, neither one has what it takes to run solo. it's a smart move, really. they're like a generic brand version of the clintons. roxy has the communication skills of your average obamaphone wielding jerry springer guest, but at least she does have charm.

where as frownland is articulate but dull as all hell, trying desperately to distinguish himself from the millions of other elitist online music/movies/art critics with early male pattern balding by recording his own music, which is basically just him shaking a cardboard box full of ninja turtles action figures to some obscure 8/11 type jazz time signature.

although contrary to what you might expect, in this version of the clintons the genders are reversed, cause frownland is clearly more of a hillary... pretentious social chameleon with no true culture of his own... where as roxy is bill. cool jazzy chick that tries her best to appeal to white people the same way bill was considered cool with black people.