One song to describe your city

DwnWthVwls · 07-20-2015, 02:03 PM

Well any area that's bad works similarly to an American ghetto, it just has different rules. Doesn't matter if your in a Russian slum or some poverty stricken village in Jamaica, bad areas are bad and outsiders will not know how to look like they belong there. Like I said I agree not acting like a nervous mess might help but not significantly enough to make it a reliable tactic.

Norg · 07-20-2015, 05:08 PM

Crime can happen anywhere at any time a,few months ago some dude was,killed walking to his car and he was in a,nice neighborhood

RoxyRollah · 07-20-2015, 08:23 PM

You do it?^

Plankton · 07-21-2015, 07:40 AM

That was a good Chris Walken impression.

The Batlord · 07-21-2015, 07:52 AM

I got more of a Bill Shatner vibe.

Plankton · 07-21-2015, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I got more of a Bill Shatner vibe.

You know you read it in both voices though.

The Batlord · 07-21-2015, 09:31 AM

Christopher Walken would have just stabbed the Tribbles in the face with a soldering iron and the episode would have lasted five minutes. It would have needed more cowbell, however.

Plankton · 07-21-2015, 09:41 AM

Hopefully, his mother can sew.

I wanna live in Silvertown with Brandy.

Chula Vista · 07-21-2015, 09:46 AM

Have Bill and Christopher ever appeared together??? Not sure any camera could take so much awesomeness at the same time without blowing up.

axstar713 · 07-21-2015, 11:02 AM

I live in Houston - on the SW side in the area lovingly referred-to as the Gulfton Ghetto - this one by FEAR is an old favorite of mine - I Love Living in the City:

Quote:

My house smells just like the zoo,
It's chock full of sh!t and puke!
Cockroaches on the walls
Crabs crawlin' on my balls!
Ohh, but I'm so clean cut,
I just wanna f#$k some sluts!

I love livin' in the city
I love livin' in the city

Spent my whole life in the city,
Where junk is king and the air smells sh!tty.
People pukin' everywhere.
Piles of blood, scabs and hair.
Bodies wasted in defeat,
People dyin' on the street,
But the suburban scumbags, they don't care,
Just get fat and dye their hair!

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Norg Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,344	Crime can happen anywhere at any time a,few months ago some dude was,killed walking to his car and he was in a,nice neighborhood