Embarrassing Things That You Do (rock, albums, doors, American)

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-03-2006, 02:21 AM

I thought it might be funny to list some things about yourself that are kind of embarrassing, I'll start:

1) I don't like any of my food touching, I have often considered getting myself some prison trays

2) I am very jumpy, sudden movements or sounds will send me to near hysterics. I blame it on my marijuana smoking in my teens

3) I have a very large comfort bubble, if anyone is within 4 feet of me it creeps me out and I have to back up. This also applies to people touching me, no matter how innocent it seriously creeps me out

4) I watch the O.C. religiously!! I have never missed an episode

5) I drink a beer in the shower every morning when I get home from work, I justify it as a poor man's way of having a beer in the hot tub. Incidentally, you should try this

6) I have a daily routine that I never stray from, if something throws a wrench in my routine I have a mild anxiety attack until I am caught up

I have many more but I would like to hear yours

adidasss · 04-03-2006, 03:51 AM

i second 1. and 3. ( north americans have a tendancy to stand too close when they talk to you ).

3.i have a tendancy to include people from the internet in my dreams

4. i'm a creature of habit, if i can't get on line, i get seriously annoyed/nervous

5.i watch brasilian soap operas ( because they're damn good ), and spanish soap operas ( for the language mind you )

6. i watch gardening programs and have a slight fetish to back gardens.

7. i flirt with women

8. nine times out of ten ,i piss sitting down ( a) i'm a lazy bugger and it's just easier to sit down, especially in the morning, b) it's too messy when you do it standing up, i'm a terrible marksman )

9. i'm incredibly pissy when it comes to food, i tend to stick to one type of food , that's all i eat untill it completely disgusts me and i end up living on yoghurt for a couple of days until i figure out what i like enough to put in my mouth ( i don't enjoy food, i eat because i have to )

and there are some other highly embaressing things i'll take to my grave....

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-03-2006, 03:54 AM

I piss sitting down as well

for um................................................ ................other reasons

adidasss · 04-03-2006, 03:59 AM

well, not in public toillets obviously..that's just gross...

and what could those other reasons be i wonder...

boo boo · 04-03-2006, 04:22 AM

1. Im the biggest damn Lost fanatic you will ever meet.

2. I love ELP.

3. Theres this one little thing i do that involves my penis, a piece of string, a midget and some bottle rockets.

adidasss · 04-03-2006, 05:01 AM

ok junkie, can you please explain 4.? i mean, it's interesting for me to watch it, i can watch any american teen show, but what could a married man in his 30-ies find interesting? that's hilarious man....and the jumpy-ness..hahaha..you're a freak!!

oh, also, this is not very embaressing, but i don't like shaving my beard much, so i only do it when it starts to get irritating, every 10 days or so....so most of the time, i look like a hobo...which is fine by me...

and i also hate cleaning up, and since i live alone, days and weeks go by before i clean my flat or wash the dishes...i usually wait untill i run out of clean dishes so i'm forced to wash it....( you've seen the state of my computer desk )

oh , i get easily embaressed , tend to sweat when talking to new people, and i dread uncomfortable silences, hence why i never approach people or start a conversation ( result = me not having friends and being a loser )

so yeah, essentially, i'm a lazy dirty bugger...

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-03-2006, 07:04 AM

I am totally with you on the shaving, I shave once every 5-7 days as you could see in my pic. I am a scumbag

As for the O.C., I was in my teens when 90210 came out and I never missed an episode of that either. Honest to God, I saw ALL of them. Even the last three years or so when it really sucked, I still never missed it. When it went off the air I was vexed as to where I would find my one hour escape back into complicated teenage life. After many pseudo 90210 failures, I tried out the O.C. Memorable characters, witty dialogue, the odd comic book reference, nubile teenage bodies. I has hooked like a dirty old man sitting on the pedestrian benches at the mall.

I am the happiest guy in the world now that Ryan has ditched that Marrissa twat, much to my wife's lament I have voiced my distaste for that troublesome bonerack for two years during every episode. I mean Christ he's just a kid from Chino tryin' to do the right things and that bitch just keeps gettin' him in trouble.

...............................................uh, I just read what I wrote and now I'm REALLY embarrassed.

adidasss · 04-03-2006, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

I am totally with you on the shaving, I shave once every 5-7 days as you could see in my pic. I am a scumbag

As for the O.C., I was in my teens when 90210 came out and I never missed an episode of that either. Honest to God, I saw ALL of them. Even the last three years or so when it really sucked, I still never missed it. When it went off the air I was vexed as to where I would find my one hour escape back into complicated teenage life. After many pseudo 90210 failures, I tried out the O.C. Memorable characters, witty dialogue, the odd comic book reference, nubile teenage bodies. I has hooked like a dirty old man sitting on the pedestrian benches at the mall.

I am the happiest guy in the world now that Ryan has ditched that Marrissa twat, much to my wife's lament I have voiced my distaste for that troublesome bonerack for two years during every episode. I mean Christ he's just a kid from Chino tryin' to do the right things and that bitch just keeps gettin' him in trouble.

...............................................uh, I just read what I wrote and now I'm REALLY embarrassed.

hahahahaha...dude, i totally get you, but the differnece being, i'm a fag and i'm allowed to behave like a teenage schoolgirl. you are not....but i love you all the more for it....*cough/manly voice* in a strickly....friend sort of way....

and 91210 totally sucked ever since brenda left ( i love that scene from mall rats when the fat dude goes "brenda??" after seing shannon dorothy )

i like to watch the oc because of ryans best friend (

), ryan annoys me....acting all shy with that whispering voice shit....besides, it's pretty clear he's 3 feet tall and midgets freak me out...

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-03-2006, 08:24 AM

I like Summer, she gets MAJOR points for when she dressed up like Wonder Woman

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 04-03-2006, 12:19 PM

I have a tardy, weakened down form of OCD. Its always to do with symmetry, like if I step one too many times on one foot in one place, I have to go back and fix it.
I dribble when I concentrate too hard [this is getting better, I swear].
I tend to walk into things; I watch my feet when I walk, and so Im always walking into people, doors and lamposts. I actually cut my face open the other week from walking into a pole..
I still have a tamagotchi and care for it.
I still have a diary that I write in every other day at minimum.
I am in love with stationary shops.
I bite everyone, and have a strange lust for forearms.
Um, when I laugh, I tend to squeal sometimes.
I'll think of more later. There are plenty of things I could think of.

And marijan, you should shave.
Facial hair's not too good.

04-03-2006, 02:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Embarrassing Things That You Do I thought it might be funny to list some things about yourself that are kind of embarrassing, I'll start: 1) I don't like any of my food touching, I have often considered getting myself some prison trays 2) I am very jumpy, sudden movements or sounds will send me to near hysterics. I blame it on my marijuana smoking in my teens 3) I have a very large comfort bubble, if anyone is within 4 feet of me it creeps me out and I have to back up. This also applies to people touching me, no matter how innocent it seriously creeps me out 4) I watch the O.C. religiously!! I have never missed an episode 5) I drink a beer in the shower every morning when I get home from work, I justify it as a poor man's way of having a beer in the hot tub. Incidentally, you should try this 6) I have a daily routine that I never stray from, if something throws a wrench in my routine I have a mild anxiety attack until I am caught up I have many more but I would like to hear yours

04-03-2006, 03:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	i second 1. and 3. ( north americans have a tendancy to stand too close when they talk to you ). 3.i have a tendancy to include people from the internet in my dreams 4. i'm a creature of habit, if i can't get on line, i get seriously annoyed/nervous 5.i watch brasilian soap operas ( because they're damn good ), and spanish soap operas ( for the language mind you ) 6. i watch gardening programs and have a slight fetish to back gardens. 7. i flirt with women 8. nine times out of ten ,i piss sitting down ( a) i'm a lazy bugger and it's just easier to sit down, especially in the morning, b) it's too messy when you do it standing up, i'm a terrible marksman ) 9. i'm incredibly pissy when it comes to food, i tend to stick to one type of food , that's all i eat untill it completely disgusts me and i end up living on yoghurt for a couple of days until i figure out what i like enough to put in my mouth ( i don't enjoy food, i eat because i have to ) and there are some other highly embaressing things i'll take to my grave.... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

04-03-2006, 03:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	well, not in public toillets obviously..that's just gross... and what could those other reasons be i wonder... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

04-03-2006, 05:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	ok junkie, can you please explain 4.? i mean, it's interesting for me to watch it, i can watch any american teen show, but what could a married man in his 30-ies find interesting? that's hilarious man....and the jumpy-ness..hahaha..you're a freak!! oh, also, this is not very embaressing, but i don't like shaving my beard much, so i only do it when it starts to get irritating, every 10 days or so....so most of the time, i look like a hobo...which is fine by me... and i also hate cleaning up, and since i live alone, days and weeks go by before i clean my flat or wash the dishes...i usually wait untill i run out of clean dishes so i'm forced to wash it....( you've seen the state of my computer desk ) oh , i get easily embaressed , tend to sweat when talking to new people, and i dread uncomfortable silences, hence why i never approach people or start a conversation ( result = me not having friends and being a loser ) so yeah, essentially, i'm a lazy dirty bugger... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

04-03-2006, 12:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	I have a tardy, weakened down form of OCD. Its always to do with symmetry, like if I step one too many times on one foot in one place, I have to go back and fix it. I dribble when I concentrate too hard [this is getting better, I swear]. I tend to walk into things; I watch my feet when I walk, and so Im always walking into people, doors and lamposts. I actually cut my face open the other week from walking into a pole.. I still have a tamagotchi and care for it. I still have a diary that I write in every other day at minimum. I am in love with stationary shops. I bite everyone, and have a strange lust for forearms. Um, when I laugh, I tend to squeal sometimes. I'll think of more later. There are plenty of things I could think of. And marijan, you should shave. Facial hair's not too good. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

04-03-2006, 03:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I piss sitting down as well for um................................................ ................other reasons

04-03-2006, 07:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I am totally with you on the shaving, I shave once every 5-7 days as you could see in my pic. I am a scumbag As for the O.C., I was in my teens when 90210 came out and I never missed an episode of that either. Honest to God, I saw ALL of them. Even the last three years or so when it really sucked, I still never missed it. When it went off the air I was vexed as to where I would find my one hour escape back into complicated teenage life. After many pseudo 90210 failures, I tried out the O.C. Memorable characters, witty dialogue, the odd comic book reference, nubile teenage bodies. I has hooked like a dirty old man sitting on the pedestrian benches at the mall. I am the happiest guy in the world now that Ryan has ditched that Marrissa twat, much to my wife's lament I have voiced my distaste for that troublesome bonerack for two years during every episode. I mean Christ he's just a kid from Chino tryin' to do the right things and that bitch just keeps gettin' him in trouble. ...............................................uh, I just read what I wrote and now I'm REALLY embarrassed.

04-03-2006, 08:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	I like Summer, she gets MAJOR points for when she dressed up like Wonder Woman