Embarrassing Things That You Do (rap, Queen, American, quote)

right-track · 04-20-2006, 04:32 AM

I cross my arms when someone is talking to me, then stroke my left eye brow with the middle finger of my right hand, while I'm listening. (so I've been told).
Similar to hobo, only instead of smiling for ages afterwards I continue frowning, after somebody has pissed me off. I'm constantly being asked "what the fuckss up with you?", because of it.
I stare into space for ages when I'm thinking and am unaware of people trying to get my attention. It's embarrassing because I know I must look retarded while I'm doing it.
If I've had to much to drink I tend to be too honest, it continues to get me in a lot of trouble. In the morning I remember what I've said to a person from the previous night and feel like shit.

adidasss · 04-20-2006, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

I cross my arms when someone is talking to me, then stroke my left eye brow with the middle finger of my right hand, while I'm listening. (so I've been told).
Similar to hobo, only instead of smiling for ages afterwards I continue frowning, after somebody has pissed me off. I'm constantly being asked "what the fuckss up with you?", because of it.
I stare into space for ages when I'm thinking and am unaware of people trying to get my attention. It's embarrassing because I know I must look retarded while I'm doing it.
If I've had to much to drink I tend to be too honest, it continues to get me in a lot of trouble. In the morning I remember what I've said to a person from the previous night and feel like shit.

damn , this caused some embaressment for me aswell....damn the liquor!!

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-20-2006, 07:19 AM

Don't EVER speak badly about the liquor again!!!!!

adidasss · 04-20-2006, 08:53 AM

^^shut up rummy!!

did i mention that me and me sis have a tendancy to speak english amongst ourselves when we're out and about? well, this tends to get us into akward situations, for example, just last week, we went shopping, and we started speaking english in a store, and the clerk actually asked us if we were visiting family and if we like it here....as if we were tourists.....other times, they start speaking english because they assume we're foreign....and one incredible incident from my very own village, we went swimming one day, and i went to check out the relics of an antiant basilica that was recently renewed, and i must have commented in english because a local man ( who obviously doesn't know me....well ok, noone knows me because i rarely show my face arround the village ) says to me "you like?" and, seeing as how it would have been more embaressing to say i'm actually a local boy i just said " yeah, it's wonderful" in english, turned red and ran away as fast as i could.......

DearJenny · 04-20-2006, 10:13 AM

here are a few regular embarrassments:

1.I binge drink and I never just drink, I DRINK. And I often make an ass outta my self, like making out with everyone at the party, kissing a dog, chasing after my shoes, getting in a hottub with all my clothes on, etc.

2.I drive down the road with Lacuna Coil playing loudly with the windows down....and coming from an area outside of detroit, it's out of the ordinary to hear anything besides hip hop and rap in a car.

3.I hate phones, and I hate talking on phones(I'm very much face to face because I'm an action person), so when I'm talking on the phone, I cannot communicate too well. And I have bad hearing(thanks dad lol) in my right ear, so if the phone is on my right I'm always asking "what!?"

4.I ghetto dance randomly

5.I say "I know, right?" and everyone thinks its funny

6.I alphabetize movies and cds, or at least catagorize them in some way.

7.When walking the streets at night, I pretend I'm badass, lol.

8.When bored in class, I play sudoku.

9.I'm just an all-around awkward person sometimes

Laces Out Dan! · 04-20-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PipersLabyrinthX

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8.When bored in class, I play sudoku.

No Game annoys me more that than...its soo frustrating when you get soo close...and BAM!...you fuc.ked up

DearJenny · 04-20-2006, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

No Game annoys me more that than...its soo frustrating when you get soo close...and BAM!...you fuc.ked up

Well, I'm a pretty organized person, so to make myself look like more of a dork, I go through and list in each little box the possible numbers, than I go through and play a little elimination game. That way, it's never wrong, because I did it systematically. lol.

Laces Out Dan! · 04-20-2006, 07:23 PM

I bet Seth from the OC plays that game as well
EDIT: and for embarassing...I watch that show weekly no matter what...and if im out..my mom tapes it for me.

Mama Booze · 04-20-2006, 07:26 PM

I'll forget other people are around and yell strange things to my dog...

DearJenny · 04-20-2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by some_exotic_booze

I'll forget other people are around and yell strange things to my dog...

lol, I work at a Pet Supplies Plus and people bring in their dogs and its funny how people treat and talk to their pets sometimes.

04-20-2006, 08:53 AM	#104 (permalink)
adidasss Slavic gay sauce Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 7,993	^^shut up rummy!! did i mention that me and me sis have a tendancy to speak english amongst ourselves when we're out and about? well, this tends to get us into akward situations, for example, just last week, we went shopping, and we started speaking english in a store, and the clerk actually asked us if we were visiting family and if we like it here....as if we were tourists.....other times, they start speaking english because they assume we're foreign....and one incredible incident from my very own village, we went swimming one day, and i went to check out the relics of an antiant basilica that was recently renewed, and i must have commented in english because a local man ( who obviously doesn't know me....well ok, noone knows me because i rarely show my face arround the village ) says to me "you like?" and, seeing as how it would have been more embaressing to say i'm actually a local boy i just said " yeah, it's wonderful" in english, turned red and ran away as fast as i could....... __________________ “Think of what a paradise this world would be if men were kind and wise.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. Last.fm

04-20-2006, 10:13 AM	#105 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	here are a few regular embarrassments: 1.I binge drink and I never just drink, I DRINK. And I often make an ass outta my self, like making out with everyone at the party, kissing a dog, chasing after my shoes, getting in a hottub with all my clothes on, etc. 2.I drive down the road with Lacuna Coil playing loudly with the windows down....and coming from an area outside of detroit, it's out of the ordinary to hear anything besides hip hop and rap in a car. 3.I hate phones, and I hate talking on phones(I'm very much face to face because I'm an action person), so when I'm talking on the phone, I cannot communicate too well. And I have bad hearing(thanks dad lol) in my right ear, so if the phone is on my right I'm always asking "what!?" 4.I ghetto dance randomly 5.I say "I know, right?" and everyone thinks its funny 6.I alphabetize movies and cds, or at least catagorize them in some way. 7.When walking the streets at night, I pretend I'm badass, lol. 8.When bored in class, I play sudoku. 9.I'm just an all-around awkward person sometimes __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

04-20-2006, 07:23 PM	#108 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	I bet Seth from the OC plays that game as well EDIT: and for embarassing...I watch that show weekly no matter what...and if im out..my mom tapes it for me. __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

04-20-2006, 04:32 AM	#101 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I cross my arms when someone is talking to me, then stroke my left eye brow with the middle finger of my right hand, while I'm listening. (so I've been told). Similar to hobo, only instead of smiling for ages afterwards I continue frowning, after somebody has pissed me off. I'm constantly being asked "what the fuckss up with you?", because of it. I stare into space for ages when I'm thinking and am unaware of people trying to get my attention. It's embarrassing because I know I must look retarded while I'm doing it. If I've had to much to drink I tend to be too honest, it continues to get me in a lot of trouble. In the morning I remember what I've said to a person from the previous night and feel like shit.

04-20-2006, 07:19 AM	#103 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Don't EVER speak badly about the liquor again!!!!!

04-20-2006, 07:26 PM	#109 (permalink)
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 366	I'll forget other people are around and yell strange things to my dog...