The Saturday 6-Pack

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-11-2018, 06:11 AM

1. If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not?

I'm not paranoid, but lets not make it too easy to keep tabs on where everyone is and what they're doing. Also, I'm not that lazy.

2. What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?

No place weird, really.

3. What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering?

Just a few days. Starts feeling uncomfortable after a short while anyway. Maybe 4-5 days. Probably while depressed.

4. Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not?

Nah. Not really an adrenaline junkie.

5. What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

Hot sex.

6. What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?

Something like a cheapo branded ball point pen.

**Frownland** · 11-11-2018, 09:01 AM

1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not?

Not having that sounds like a miniscule inconvenience, so no.

2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?

A human chest.

3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering?

4 days on a camping trip.

4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not?

No. Yes. Because it looks wild.

5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

Donated to cannibals.

6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?

Hearts are priceless.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 11-11-2018, 10:21 AM

jesus christ too much bold, italic, and underlining in my post to bother fixing

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-11-2018, 01:52 PM

I think I technically posted those on Sunday, but f*ck it.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?

A human chest.

Zhanteimi · 11-11-2018, 06:56 PM

Frownland's 5 and 6 are funny. I laughed, even though I hate him.

SmokeAndMirrors · 11-11-2018, 08:17 PM

1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not?

No. I don't really exist on mainstream social media sites anymore, they feel impersonal and superficial. Also, I don't really trust anything governments do and am kind of paranoid about that sort of stuff so: No, no, and umm, no.

2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?

A cruise ship. Just because GETTING to the bathroom alone is difficult, and those toilets make the loudest flushing noise known to man. I actually kinda want to go on another cruise with a cab and mic the ****ing toilet flush.

3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering?

6 days back when I was a teenager before I was old enough to start legally working. I developed the beginning of depression pretty early on. Cheers to those times being behind me though.

4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not?

No I haven't been, yes I'd like to go, because I want to know what the feeling of it is like, however I do get a bit of motion sickness and so I'd need to take some medicine first to clear that up. I'd imagine it'd just be like being on an awesome roller coaster of some kind.

5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

If my sister's alive and I die first, I'd like to be cremated and my ashes to go to her to scatter.

6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?

900$ in computer parts in one day from Wal-Mart back in the day before they started spider webbing all the electronics. I also helped my ex steal an entire spice cabinet, a lazy susan, a couple knife block sets, an old GPS before everyone had it on their phone, and a whole silverware drawers worth of silverware. This was all well over a decade ago now, though. I stopped stealing **** around the time I turned 20. One time, when I DID have money (we mostly stole things we needed for an apartment because we were just that poor) I went to a Barnes & Noble to buy her some books for her birthday. I was gainfully employed at the time, but the job I was working was a dirty job and so I went in there looking all scrubby. I picked up 4 or 5 books for her, and took notice of a few that I'd liked. I then noticed that Loss Prevention was following me, so I turned around and gave him the stink eye when I got to the counter and dropped cash on the table for the 5 books I was purchasing because he profiled me. So, because he profiled me when I wasn't going to steal anything, I went back two days later and stole the 3 books that I'd wanted for myself.

Plankton · 11-12-2018, 09:47 AM

1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not?

Sure. Why? Why the **** not?

2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?

Behind a dumpster at a ZZ Top concert.

3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering?

45 days somewhere in the mountains in Germany. Army stuff.

4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not?

No. Yes. Because I haven't had the opportunity yet.

5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

Feed me to the needy.

6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?

Someone's heart.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-12-2018, 01:32 PM

What did it feel like when you showered for the first time after 45 days?

I had a bandage on my head for 10 days once, and when I finally washed my hair, it was orgasmic.

Plankton · 11-12-2018, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

What did it feel like when you showered for the first time after 45 days?

I had a bandage on my head for 10 days once, and when I finally washed my hair, it was orgasmic.

Pretty much that. It was fun playing war games though, carrying around an M60 and an M16A1, digging entrenchments and fortifications and shooting friends with blanks. Cleaning the carbon out the barrels was a bitch though. Blank ammo is worse than the real stuff.

The Batlord · 11-12-2018, 01:50 PM

1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not?

I'm lazy. Inject that **** into my arm when I'm asleep so I don't have to do anything.

2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sh*t?

The woods. Not very weird but I guess I'm a bathroom ****ter at heart.

3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering?

Shrug. Like a week or something I don't know. I didn't always have the best hygiene.

4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not?

No. Would love to to see what feeling alive is like. Would probably puss out in the airplane though.

5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die?

I'd like to find a really sexy necrophiliac on condition that she post videos on Pornhub as proof that I'd gotten laid.

6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?

How much does Astroglide cost?

11-11-2018, 09:01 AM	#8742 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not? Not having that sounds like a miniscule inconvenience, so no. 2) *What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sht? A human chest. 3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering? 4 days on a camping trip. 4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not? No. Yes. Because it looks wild. 5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die? Donated to cannibals. 6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?** Hearts are priceless. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-11-2018, 06:56 PM	#8745 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	Frownland's 5 and 6 are funny. I laughed, even though I hate him. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

11-11-2018, 08:17 PM	#8746 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not? No. I don't really exist on mainstream social media sites anymore, they feel impersonal and superficial. Also, I don't really trust anything governments do and am kind of paranoid about that sort of stuff so: No, no, and umm, no. 2) *What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sht? A cruise ship. Just because GETTING to the bathroom alone is difficult, and those toilets make the loudest flushing noise known to man. I actually kinda want to go on another cruise with a cab and mic the ing toilet flush. 3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering? 6 days back when I was a teenager before I was old enough to start legally working. I developed the beginning of depression pretty early on. Cheers to those times being behind me though. 4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not? No I haven't been, yes I'd like to go, because I want to know what the feeling of it is like, however I do get a bit of motion sickness and so I'd need to take some medicine first to clear that up. I'd imagine it'd just be like being on an awesome roller coaster of some kind. 5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die? If my sister's alive and I die first, I'd like to be cremated and my ashes to go to her to scatter. 6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen? 900$ in computer parts in one day from Wal-Mart back in the day before they started spider webbing all the electronics. I also helped my ex steal an entire spice cabinet, a lazy susan, a couple knife block sets, an old GPS before everyone had it on their phone, and a whole silverware drawers worth of silverware. This was all well over a decade ago now, though. I stopped stealing around the time I turned 20. One time, when I DID have money (we mostly stole things we needed for an apartment because we were just that poor) I went to a Barnes & Noble to buy her some books for her birthday. I was gainfully employed at the time, but the job I was working was a dirty job and so I went in there looking all scrubby. I picked up 4 or 5 books for her, and took notice of a few that I'd liked. I then noticed that Loss Prevention was following me, so I turned around and gave him the stink eye when I got to the counter and dropped cash on the table for the 5 books I was purchasing because he profiled me. So, because he profiled me when I wasn't going to steal anything, I went back two days later and stole the 3 books that I'd wanted for myself. __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."**

11-12-2018, 09:47 AM	#8747 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	1) If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not? Sure. Why? Why the ** not? 2) What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sht?* Behind a dumpster at a ZZ Top concert. 3) What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering? 45 days somewhere in the mountains in Germany. Army stuff. 4) Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not? No. Yes. Because I haven't had the opportunity yet. 5) What do you want to be done with your body after you die? Feed me to the needy. 6) What's the highest priced item that you've stolen? Someone's heart. __________________ See location...

11-11-2018, 06:11 AM	#8741 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	1. If you could have a microchip implanted in your body that was connected to all of your financial and social media accounts and had all of your personal information stored on it, and could just swipe your hand to log in to account and pay your bills and unlock your car and doors [i.e. it was ALL connected to ONE account], would you do it? Why or why not? I'm not paranoid, but lets not make it too easy to keep tabs on where everyone is and what they're doing. Also, I'm not that lazy. *2. What is the weirdest place that you've ever taken a sht? No place weird, really. 3. What is the longest length of time that you have gone without bathing or showering? Just a few days. Starts feeling uncomfortable after a short while anyway. Maybe 4-5 days. Probably while depressed. 4. Have you ever been sky-diving? Would you like to? Why or why not? Nah. Not really an adrenaline junkie. 5. What do you want to be done with your body after you die? Hot sex. 6. What's the highest priced item that you've stolen?** Something like a cheapo branded ball point pen.

11-12-2018, 01:32 PM	#8748 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	What did it feel like when you showered for the first time after 45 days? I had a bandage on my head for 10 days once, and when I finally washed my hair, it was orgasmic.