The Saturday 6-Pack

Blank. · 03-31-2018, 03:26 PM

1. What is your favourite kind of pie?

Pumpkin or Boston creme.

2. Would you steal if you knew you could get away with it and if so what is the limit in terms of value?

Nothing. Stealing is wrong. I've watched stealing hurt too many family business' to ever try and justify it.

3. What is the funniest thread on MB past or present?

*shrug*

4. Where do you stand on the death penalty? For/against?

For. Kill all the rapists.

5. Do you have any fetishes?

Yes.

6.What do you think happens when we die?

We're transported to a giant spaceship.

The Batlord · 03-31-2018, 03:37 PM

1. What is your favourite kind of pie?

Apple is great, pecan is great, and I remember this ridiculous thing my mother used to make that she learned from a college roommate that involved chocolate, caramel, marshmallows, and other heart stoppers that probably didn't have a name that was the sickest thing to ever be sweet.

2. Would you steal if you knew you could get away with it and if so what is the limit in terms of value?

Depends. From a multinational corporation I couldn't give two ****s, but from a local business no. I don't care about hurting capitalist scum, but honest people whose ability to provide for themselves and their families might be hurt should be immune from that kind of ****.

I also don't steal money though. It's not anything to do with the corporation, but at the jobs I've had stealing money would **** over a wage slave cashier just like me, and **** that. And even beyond that I can steal food or merchandise without any guilt because those corporations get by on abusing their workers and selling customers garbage, so costing them money is not only morally neutral but a good way to tell them to go **** themselves.

But money is a personal no no for me. I can only do so much with food or merchandise. It starts and ends with me eating something or having something. But I can do whatever with money and stealing it would be far more potentially corrupting and possibly lead me to ever greater theft just to get stuff I want that I don't need. I just don't want to be that kind of person even if I don't care about the basic concept of stealing from a corporation.

3. What is the funniest thread on MB past or present?

http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...ower-trip.html

4. Where do you stand on the death penalty? For/against?

Against. The only people I think are truly worth killing are the kind of people who truly should be removed from society, such as serial killers and other such profound sociopaths. And I think we'd gain far more by institutionalizing these people and learning as much as possible from them through intensive study than would be gained by executing them.

5. Do you have any fetishes?

I'm kind of a freak tbh and don't really want to advertise all my kinks, but I do have a penchant for hentai. Japanese hentai art bores me though, and the movies have boring animation and voice acting that I can't be bothered with. I'm the kind of guy who frequents Deviant Art and Hentai Foundry for amateur Western artists.

I will admit to being a futanari fiend though.

6.What do you think happens when we die?

We cease to exist.

WWWP · 03-31-2018, 04:25 PM

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3. What is the funniest thread on MB past or present?

http://www.musicbanter.com/editors-p...ower-trip.html

copycat

The Batlord · 03-31-2018, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

copycat

Slut, I been repping that **** for years. You wouldn't even remember it if not for me.

OccultHawk · 03-31-2018, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by the batlord

slut

qft

WWWP · 03-31-2018, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Slut, I been repping that **** for years. You wouldn't even remember it if not for me.

bitch i'm in the thread

OccultHawk · 03-31-2018, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

bitch

qft

The Batlord · 03-31-2018, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

bitch i'm in the thread

And yet you still wouldn't be talking about it in 2018 if I hadn't made such a big ****ing deal about it. It would just be simmering in the back of your mind waiting to be called up by someone like me like the second time you got ****ed in the ass.

Chiomara · 03-31-2018, 05:15 PM

1. What is your favourite kind of pie?
Blackberry caramel-y apple pie (I've never had it, and it's not a thing that exists but I'm pretty sure it would be my #1 favorite-- ooh or maybe a chocolate-y caramely pear pie/tart of some kind), chocolate bourbon pecan, or chocolate cream pie, buttermilk pie/chess pie, butternut squash pie (any sort of custard pie, really), and also cherry. These are all my favorite pies; I cannot choose one.

2. Would you steal if you knew you could get away with it and if so what is the limit in terms of value?
An illuminated manuscript. Or an organ (a pipe organ, that is)

3. What is the funniest thread on MB past or present?
They all inevitably become tedious, so it's hard to say. Can't remember the ones I've found funniest so far.

4. Where do you stand on the death penalty? For/against?
Against.

5. Do you have any fetishes?
No, not exactly, but I have a thing for priest outfits. (Thanks to the evil priest character in Carnivale) And sea captain ghosts, obviously. I'm sure there are other things but thankfully I can't remember them right now.

6.What do you think happens when we die?
Well, when I die in my dreams, I drift into some in-between realm that's sort of superimposed over this one (the living appear as dim flame-like orbs floating around). Once there, I feel connected to some very strange and enormous thing (a collective mind of sorts) which communicates with me constantly, and sometimes I grow extra limbs or eyes before becoming this whirring, iridescent and rather large-- roughly as large as a tree?-- amorphous and fast moving spirit-blob. Occasionally, things will attempt to pull me out of it and trap me in a dark, windy void so that they can use me as a battery for nefarious purposes.
..So, yeah, that sounds about right. You become a spirit-blob with too many eyes and then fight archons and/or Tibetan buddhist demons in a wind tunnel.

Trollheart · 03-31-2018, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

6.What do you think happens when we die?
Well, when I die in my dreams, I drift into some in-between realm that's sort of superimposed over this one (the living appear as dim flame-like orbs floating around). Once there, I feel connected to some very strange and enormous thing (a collective mind of sorts) which communicates with me constantly, and sometimes I grow extra limbs or eyes before becoming this whirring, iridescent and rather large-- roughly as large as a tree?-- amorphous and fast moving spirit-blob. Occasionally, things will attempt to pull me out of it and trap me in a dark, windy void so that they can use me as a battery for nefarious purposes.
..So, yeah, that sounds about right. You become a spirit-blob with too many eyes and then fight archons and/or Tibetan buddhist demons in a wind tunnel.

We have a winner! This should definitely happen. I'd be down for that. Also to make it into a ten-season series on Netflix. Guys? Are you listening?

03-31-2018, 05:15 PM	#7749 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	1. What is your favourite kind of pie? Blackberry caramel-y apple pie (I've never had it, and it's not a thing that exists but I'm pretty sure it would be my #1 favorite-- ooh or maybe a chocolate-y caramely pear pie/tart of some kind), chocolate bourbon pecan, or chocolate cream pie, buttermilk pie/chess pie, butternut squash pie (any sort of custard pie, really), and also cherry. These are all my favorite pies; I cannot choose one. 2. Would you steal if you knew you could get away with it and if so what is the limit in terms of value? An illuminated manuscript. Or an organ (a pipe organ, that is) 3. What is the funniest thread on MB past or present? They all inevitably become tedious, so it's hard to say. Can't remember the ones I've found funniest so far. 4. Where do you stand on the death penalty? For/against? Against. 5. Do you have any fetishes? No, not exactly, but I have a thing for priest outfits. (Thanks to the evil priest character in Carnivale) And sea captain ghosts, obviously. I'm sure there are other things but thankfully I can't remember them right now. 6.What do you think happens when we die? Well, when I die in my dreams, I drift into some in-between realm that's sort of superimposed over this one (the living appear as dim flame-like orbs floating around). Once there, I feel connected to some very strange and enormous thing (a collective mind of sorts) which communicates with me constantly, and sometimes I grow extra limbs or eyes before becoming this whirring, iridescent and rather large-- roughly as large as a tree?-- amorphous and fast moving spirit-blob. Occasionally, things will attempt to pull me out of it and trap me in a dark, windy void so that they can use me as a battery for nefarious purposes. ..So, yeah, that sounds about right. You become a spirit-blob with too many eyes and then fight archons and/or Tibetan buddhist demons in a wind tunnel. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

03-31-2018, 03:26 PM	#7741 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,034	1. What is your favourite kind of pie? Pumpkin or Boston creme. 2. Would you steal if you knew you could get away with it and if so what is the limit in terms of value? Nothing. Stealing is wrong. I've watched stealing hurt too many family business' to ever try and justify it. 3. What is the funniest thread on MB past or present? shrug 4. Where do you stand on the death penalty? For/against? For. Kill all the rapists. 5. Do you have any fetishes? Yes. 6.What do you think happens when we die? We're transported to a giant spaceship.