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Old 06-30-2014, 04:37 PM   #191 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2014, 04:39 PM   #192 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:32 PM   #193 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:35 PM   #194 (permalink)
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"I got the mother****ing Mario movie on dvd"

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You mean the one with John Leguizamo? Maybe it's just because I just happened to be in the right age niche, but I ****ing loved that movie back in the day.
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:43 PM   #195 (permalink)
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You mean the one with John Leguizamo? Maybe it's just because I just happened to be in the right age niche, but I ****ing loved that movie back in the day.
Right!? I hear so many people talk **** about that movie but I love it. I don't care how cheesy it is.
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:53 PM   #196 (permalink)
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Dude, Dennis Hopper as Bowser. Bob Hoskins flying through the ****ing air in jet-powered boots. What the **** more do you want?
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:56 PM   #198 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2014, 10:57 PM   #199 (permalink)
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The only things I hated was their version of Goombas and Toad.
But the de-evolution thing was one of the best parts.
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