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Old 06-19-2014, 02:26 PM   #181 (permalink)
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"WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!"

All in caps, somebody's getting annoyed with me.
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Old 06-19-2014, 02:28 PM   #182 (permalink)
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Is he a racist or just a politically incorrect goofball?
Mostly the latter with a couple pinches of the former.
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Old 06-19-2014, 02:41 PM   #183 (permalink)
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Mostly the latter with a couple pinches of the former.
My favorite kind of people. Don't get me wrong, the "former" isn't a good thing, but it kind of goes hand in hand with the "latter", and people who take the world too seriously tend to take the fun out of it. Give me vaguely-racist-but-otherwise-not-racist and fun over completely enlightened stick in the mud any day.
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Old 06-19-2014, 02:44 PM   #184 (permalink)
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"WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!"

All in caps, somebody's getting annoyed with me.
Well in any case, happy early birthday.
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Old 06-19-2014, 04:55 PM   #185 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2014, 05:03 PM   #186 (permalink)
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3:14am: wow!! i did not expect your penis to be as large and pleasurable as it was. I will be telling all of my friends and my parents.
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Old 06-19-2014, 05:07 PM   #187 (permalink)
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3:14am: wow!! i did not expect your penis to be as large and pleasurable as it was. I will be telling all of my friends and my parents.
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:25 PM   #188 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2014, 01:27 PM   #189 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2014, 03:47 PM   #190 (permalink)
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