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Old 08-01-2015, 08:48 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista View Post


Dude......

Cooking with an even thickness insures you don't have any rubbery bites.
Chula, man, I'm really sorry to let you down like this. In my defense, as of just a few short hours ago, I was a spam noob. Now I have the experience to guide me forward. I thought at the time that I could tear the 1/4" thick wedges by "eyeing it," only to find out that they don't tear evenly. I also thought that if that didn't work, then I could make them into patties, just like you do with ground meat. I was wrong.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering View Post
How to Prepare Spam
A Step-by-Step Instructional Guide

Step 8: Buy some goddamn potatoes.
Yes, thank you. I usually buy about one potato a week, but it's the ready-heat ones. Just so happened I didn't have one on hand this week. While one potato is not a burlap, hopefully this is a step in the right direction.
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