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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Reminds me of this brain damaged dude named Ian I work with. He'll say something about how he's gonna kick some random guy's ass for no apparent reason, so you ask him what the **** he's talking about and he responds by talking about Pop Tarts.
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I'm talking customer service reps
From today, slightly edited.
Me: Hello, I was checking out your goats online and was wondering if there was a limit on how many I could purchase per week.
Rep: Yes, our goats are of the finest quality. They are healthy, flexible, and well-trained in all sorts of positions that will serve your goat-based needs. They come in brown, white, black, and grey and come with one costume each. Etc.