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Old 09-13-2017, 12:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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TFW you ask someone a question and they go on a five minute answer regarding something totally unrelated and you just roll with it and wait it out before you go try to find a competent person.
Reminds me of this brain damaged dude named Ian I work with. He'll say something about how he's gonna kick some random guy's ass for no apparent reason, so you ask him what the **** he's talking about and he responds by talking about Pop Tarts.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Reminds me of this brain damaged dude named Ian I work with. He'll say something about how he's gonna kick some random guy's ass for no apparent reason, so you ask him what the **** he's talking about and he responds by talking about Pop Tarts.
I'm talking customer service reps

From today, slightly edited.
Me: Hello, I was checking out your goats online and was wondering if there was a limit on how many I could purchase per week.
Rep: Yes, our goats are of the finest quality. They are healthy, flexible, and well-trained in all sorts of positions that will serve your goat-based needs. They come in brown, white, black, and grey and come with one costume each. Etc.
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Old 09-13-2017, 01:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm talking customer service reps

From today, slightly edited.
Me: Hello, I was checking out your goats online and was wondering if there was a limit on how many I could purchase per week.
Rep: Yes, our goats are of the finest quality. They are healthy, flexible, and well-trained in all sorts of positions that will serve your goat-based needs. They come in brown, white, black, and grey and come with one costume each. Etc.
Those ****ing goat salesmen are all the same!
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