One's I've been favouring lately:
Nervous: My arsehole's twitching like a rabbit nose
Ugly-She's got a face like a slapped arse
Annoying-He makes my shit itch
All charming traditional English phrases
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I have acquired four score and nineteen difficulties, but a wench cannot be counted among them
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Originally Posted by Alfred
I'd rather my face reek of women's body parts than of comic book ink and dirty NES cartridges.
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