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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger
God, she's gagging for it.
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Urban, is this your fantasy of how you'd kill me
OR...
is it the beginnings of how you think
I might kill
you...by "doing an Edward Cullen" on your reproductive parts, causing such substantial blood loss that the only way you could survive is if I happen to have immortality-inducing vampire venom...but, alas for you, I'm no vampire.
(Just is case you haven't read the 4th book in the Twilight series, "Doing an Edward Cullen" refers to how Edward tears through Bella's reproductive organ...
with his teeth)
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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali
Don't expect her to gag on your meat, anyhow.
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Oh, definitely, no need to gag on Urban's meat. I could always just spit out the bits and pieces. I can see it now, like one of those little party sausages floating on a pulsing fountain of blood:
Of course, Urban, I wouldn't really want any harm to come to you. Or your reproductive parts. I'm just joking. Again.