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Old 01-22-2010, 11:36 AM   #31 (permalink)
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My meat is 100% animal.


* small animals not included (beat you to it)
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:37 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Urban Adventures In Stump-Jumping.

It does have a certain ring to it.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:39 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm off to start a journal about it
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Old 01-22-2010, 12:37 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I'm taking boobs to a Cassavetes retrospective. Then my place.
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Old 01-22-2010, 12:44 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I'm taking boobs to a Cassavetes retrospective. Then my place.
Damnnnnn... that was...

I'm just being purely objective here
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Old 01-23-2010, 04:08 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I would do it with rainbows and puppies.
carebear stare!
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Old 01-23-2010, 04:12 PM   #37 (permalink)
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IndieTrash3 - I'd put him in a room and play the Clash as loudly as possible until his brains liquefied and ran out of his ear holes
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Old 01-23-2010, 04:20 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I'm taking boobs to a Cassavetes retrospective. Then my place.
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Old 01-24-2010, 11:34 AM   #39 (permalink)
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God, she's gagging for it.
Urban, is this your fantasy of how you'd kill me

OR...

is it the beginnings of how you think I might kill you...by "doing an Edward Cullen" on your reproductive parts, causing such substantial blood loss that the only way you could survive is if I happen to have immortality-inducing vampire venom...but, alas for you, I'm no vampire.

(Just is case you haven't read the 4th book in the Twilight series, "Doing an Edward Cullen" refers to how Edward tears through Bella's reproductive organ...with his teeth)

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Don't expect her to gag on your meat, anyhow.
Oh, definitely, no need to gag on Urban's meat. I could always just spit out the bits and pieces. I can see it now, like one of those little party sausages floating on a pulsing fountain of blood:



Of course, Urban, I wouldn't really want any harm to come to you. Or your reproductive parts. I'm just joking. Again.
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Old 01-24-2010, 11:38 AM   #40 (permalink)
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If I had known you were that kinky I would have tried it on months ago
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