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Old 01-22-2010, 10:12 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Large convention centre for everyone, lock the doors and just start spray with an AK-47. Sounds crude, but it's a time saver. Oh, your names would be carved on the bullets as well.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:30 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I would do it with rainbows and puppies.
How do you kill someone with rainbows and puppies. Are the puppies hungry?

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I'd get the whole lot of you, round you up inside a hall. Lock the doors and have Veganegelica read all her posts to you until you were screaming to be let out.
I'd probably like that. Especially if you're in there. (Just kidding!)
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:34 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'd probably like that. Especially if you're in there. (Just kidding!)
No you weren't
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:34 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I knew it

She has the hots for me.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:45 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm sure her thesis will make for some fair pillow talk.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:52 AM   #26 (permalink)
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How do you kill someone with rainbows and puppies.
Exactly.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:16 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm sure her thesis will make for some fair pillow talk.
My thesis is 242 pages long. It could probably *be* the pillow.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:21 AM   #28 (permalink)
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God, she's gagging for it.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:23 AM   #29 (permalink)
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God, she's gagging for it.
Don't expect her to gag on your meat, anyhow.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:30 AM   #30 (permalink)
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My meat is 100% animal friendly.

Apart from maybe that sheep once.
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