Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Well, Janszoon, we *do* already have THIS:

Happy Atheist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

And a matching "Happy Atheist" thong, if you're interested!

Happy Atheist Classic Thong > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

Says the Happy Atheist website, about said thong: "Many people think you have to believe in some god myth to be happy. Prove them wrong - and be happy to be free of make-believe sky-tyrants."