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Old 03-22-2010, 05:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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...happily masturbating atheist...
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^Somebody needs to make tee shirts with this phrase on them.
Well, Janszoon, we *do* already have THIS:

Happy Atheist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

And a matching "Happy Atheist" thong bikini underwear, if you're interested!

http://www.cafepress.com/affable_atheist.174999045

Says the Happy Atheist website, about said thong: "Many people think you have to believe in some god myth to be happy. Prove them wrong."
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"

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Well, Janszoon, we *do* already have THIS:

Happy Atheist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

And a matching "Happy Atheist" thong, if you're interested!

Happy Atheist Classic Thong > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

Says the Happy Atheist website, about said thong: "Many people think you have to believe in some god myth to be happy. Prove them wrong - and be happy to be free of make-believe sky-tyrants."
Without the word "masturbating" in there it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
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Without the word "masturbating" in there it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
Oh, I don't know. Whenever I see "happy atheist" I just kind of add "masturbating" at the end of it in my mind.

Just like when you read a fortune cookie and automatically add "in bed" at the end of the saying. It makes good fortunes all that much better!
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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