That's probably why I like them. :D

I usually just switch around the words. Examples:

Go suck yourself
What the sh.it?
This sucking fuc.ks

Sometimes it can be really funny.

this is something i found myself doing as i got older. feck became a default adjective / adverb to just about anything i was saying until i got out of school. thing is it diminishes the value and intensity of the word if you use it all the time. plus most employers frown on that sort of language.

I've also found myself replacing generic terms like "yeah", and "alright" with words like indeed, delightful, and capital.

Anyone else, or am I fornicated in the cranium?

I wasn't aware. What exactly does that mean?

i find that when i purposely mispronounce words, it opens up a whole new source of entertainment.

ex-paddle with a long a sound
right, pronouncing it as riggit, etc.

I like the phrase "Jerk Boots"

Actually I have no idea. It's half the lyrics to a friend's song.

"Have you ever heard the sound of the ocean?"
"CONCH-BALLS!"

^Yeah, these are all fairly commonplace around here. Even my mom calls us nigga sometimes. Douche bag, twat and tits have always been old stand-bys.

I'm thinking more along the lines of terms or phrases like:

"I demand satisfaction!"
"Do you yield, sir?"
"Blasphemy!"
"Confound it!"
"Treachery!"
"You ravenous scourge/twisted fiend."

But one cuss word that I've always liked but rarely ever gets used anymore is pig f*cker.

Pig F*ucker. It just kind of rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Let's bring it back, shall we?

Whens the last time someone has said "DWEEB"?